Perky Tweets – Aug. 31, ’09

The month of September is round the corner. The month of festivals. Its the time for celebrations. One of the tweets said that ‘Ganesh Chathurthi and Ramzan was on the same day. Was it some kind of message?’ asked the tweeter. An interesting thought provoking tweet indeed. There are also some amazing tweets on Twitter that will Perk you up called the #perkytweets. Get ready to be engulfed in the #perkytweets effect!

@shan_adhicary
Want to know how to make sex with foot? Watch ManU vs. Arsenal tonight!!! #perkytweets

@dunkdaft
Women should not have children after 35. Really…………… 35 children are enough. #perkyTweets

@Rockgird
To my shock a gal in my msngr list had ‘busty’ as her status msg, later i realized ‘T’ is besides ‘Y’ in keyboard, #perkytweets

@1slim_shady
Oh God…Give me Patience…But Hurry Up!!! #perkytweets…………………………………………….

@sakthidharan
Never trouble trouble : Never ask your wife “What do u want ?” #perkytweets

@bejafry
#perkytweets – I went for an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds. 14 showed up, It was overcast………………………

@chiefsanjay
Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity, don’t screw the opportunity 😉 #perkytweets #blogadda

@prateekgupta
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. #perkytweets

@allthecrap
Neil Armstrong lands on moon..sees 2 men..ask dem “who r u?” Reply “cameramen santosh ke saath dipak chorsiya…AAJ TAK” #perkytweets

@smilinggal
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.. 😀 😀 #perkytweets  …………………………………………………………………………………….

@s4sukhdeep
One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything #simplysaying #perkytweets

@mayankkrishna
Whom should Colors approach to promote “100% De Dhana Dhan”? BJP netas! #colors #pj #perkytweets

@gunducci
Q: What name did the Twitter-addict give to his newborn daughter? A: RT(Aarti)! #perkytweets

@nitinr30
Coming Soon in theatres near you ‘Jassu,Jinna aur Nehru ka Jinn’, scripted by Kalyan Singh,dir by Advani n produced by BJP prod.#PerkyTweets

@pallaviade
The award for the best catalyst goes to Rajnath Singh.He was catalyst in making the sale of Jaswant Singh’s book a rage.

@unitechy
I was wondering is there any Domestic violence- Men’s Helpline? I mean even Women can be Hitler type you know.

@ishwarkanse
At a fancy dress party, a women appears nude painted fully white. A man asks her, What r u ? She replies- I’m the mint with a hole 😀

@hiway
Using auto red-eye-correction on photos containing Indian women wearing ‘bindi’ can be quite amusing.

@sparxnet
Oldie but goodie techie tagline: “You can’t spell fiasco without SCO” …………………………………………………………………………………………..

@sandeeeh
My latest Tee caption.. Inner beauty is for Ugly People. 😀…………………………………………………

@neelnshah
feel like a lizard… i’ll be “re-tailing” soon 😛 | #perkytweets #blogadda

Hope you enjoyed reading the #perkytweets. Keep tipping us and make everyone smile. You can also find some amazing tweepls here for you to follow and make friends.

Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

• Thousands of listeners who are tuning in to Radio One on Malini’s show ‘Malini till mid-night’
• People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
• They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
• Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
• Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂

Do read the earlier Perky Tweets and keep tipping us. You may unexpectedly win a goodie for your tweet like so many winners have done it over so many weeks earlier :D. Your tweet may also get read by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’ today at 9 Pm. All Mumbaities, Tune in sharp at 9 pm to know if your tweet will be read out by Malini or not? Hope you checked out our gems from the last week through Spicy Saturdays, Interview with Vijayendra Mohanty and Best Bollywood Blogs.