Perky Tweets – Aug. 24, ’09

Ganpati Bappa Morya! The last week of august is here. The Festivals have started. It is time to have the best sweets and then workout at the end of the year. Dusshera and Diwali are around the corner. Let the celebrations begin. We start this week’s celebration by casting you under the spell of #perkytweets.

@shan_adhicary
Life is like an icecream – enjoy it before someone asks you to share it with them #perkytweets

@aawra
According to a study 70% men in this world can’t wear condoms properly, what are they called? Ans – dad #perkytweets

@tanya25m
Woman talking dirty 2 man: $3.99 a min. Man talking dirty 2 woman: sexual harassment. #perkytweets

@1slim_shady
American Chopsuey : Americans Chopped and Sued #perkytweets…………………………………………………..

@sloth13
Quick Question: Agar saat samundar paar jaoge, wouldn’t you end up in the same frikkin place??

@shoOoonya
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. #perkytweets………………………….

@ronakbhagdev
Unki baarat darvaje pe thi, meri nazar un par padi, unhone upar dekha, maine khansa aur Swine Flue ho gaya! #perkytweets

@shamz911
All of us are dancers… Our every step is a dance step… Juz need sync it to the right tune 🙂 #perkytweets

@niravj
RT @hiyer After polygamy and polyandry, what next serial of ekta kapoor? I guess it will be Orgy. #perkytweets

@jerrymannel
ohh u want to free some space in C dive. Easy, right click on the drive and say format. Click ok. done!!! #dumbass

@netsonix
A colleague was told, “Please ensure you don’t fall sick”. As if you have an option.

@pritishnandy
I thought only tigers knew how to molest tigers. Where did this Maharashtra Minister learn how to molest a tiger? Was rape the intent?

@nimmypal
A friend asked her son to write 1 to 20. Son comes back in a few minutes with 1 to 12. She questions. He says “Get a bigger clock!” ROFL!

@supriyaj
I propose a three day weekend – Saturday, Saturday 2.0, and Sunday. Who’s with me??? #LOL

@Vishalkeswani
I just realised what the word Diet stands for, “Do I Eat Today?” My bad LOL 😀

@soniadanthy
POLICEWALA : “bori mein kya hai?” KISAAN : “sab gehoon” POLICEWALA : “toh paas aa , main bhi Gay hoon”

@nish7x
Weird, I kept reading #famousexcuses as famous s*xcuses.. LOL, the word looks so prominent there.

@sa_lil
Signs of the Times: Bharatiya Jhagda Party and the Nearly Defunct Alliance…………

@punkpolkadots
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo…………………………………………………………………………………………..

@ashumittal
Do you know why the signs always say “Caution: Men at Work”? ‘Cause women don’t make a big deal when they are working.

@neelnshah
after a fight, the only time a wife would come up to u crawling on her knees is when u hiding under the bed/table

Snap!!!! Welcome back to the virtual world :). Hope you enjoyed the #perkytweets spell.

Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

• Thousands of listeners who are tuning in to Radio One on Malini’s show ‘Malini till mid-night’
• People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
• They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
• Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
• Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂

Do read the earlier Perky Tweets and keep tipping us. You may unexpectedly win a goodie for your tweet :D. Your tweet may also get read by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’ today at 9 Pm. All Mumbaities, Tune in sharp at 9 pm to know if your tweet will be read out by Malini or not? Hope you checked out our gems from the last week through Spicy Saturdays, Interview with Avinash Kaushik and Best Bollywood Blogs.