We are back with our Perky tweets to perk you up this hot lazy monday. Friends, are you enjoying it?? Do you want more?Â We have picked the perky tweets from Twitter to perk you up. We promise you that after reading the tweets, you will feel perky ‘nahin toh’ Tweets Wapas 🙂
@punkpolkadots Daddy cool thinks im a bhool
— Anuja (@Anusual) May 31, 2009
Tweet-Master Gogo naam hai mera.. Saare Bots nikaalke gotiya khelunga, gotiya.. #Twialogues
— Radha (@MissGoobe) May 28, 2009
A font walks into a bar. The barman says "we don't serve your type here" So the font called the serif.
— Meera Sapra (@meerasapra) May 30, 2009
Hum jaha pe tweet karna shuru karte hein, public timeline wahi se shuru hoti hai #twialogues
— à¤°à¤¶à¥à¤®à¤¿ (@ruSh_Me) May 28, 2009
surprised that "thanks savita bhabhi" didn't make it to #3wordsaftersex sigh, people are getting real, i guess..
— manu prasad (@manuscrypts) May 25, 2009
Sinoreetaâ€¦aisi bade bade hashtags mein…aisi choti choti tweetsâ€¦hoti rehti hai #Twialogues
— Rashmi Dhanwani (@rashmid) May 28, 2009
Jeff Dunham's Walter: Thank god Swatch was made in Switzerland and not Croatia or it would have been called Crotch!!
— Ketan (Desh) (@keeda) May 29, 2009
Water is composed of two gins – Oxygin & Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water! H20 is hot water, CO2 is cold water! 😉
— Tweepak (@DeePakao) May 26, 2009
Got maha pissed off at one of the bosses today.. Then imagined him naked and running on the streets and started giggling.:-)
— PDA (@suddentwilight) May 29, 2009
71 year old M.S. Gill is India's youth affairs minister
— praneeth (@bpraneeth) May 29, 2009