After a lazy weekend, Monday is the day when most of the people get the blues. Keeping this in mind, we are starting with something new to lift your spirits on Monday. Twitter is growing and we read some amazing tweets everyday. We have picked the perky tweets from Twitter to perk you up. We promise you that after reading the tweets, you’ll feel perky. 🙂
Pickup line — 'Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?'
— ᴠijayendra ⚡ ᴍohanty (@vimoh) May 18, 2009
Little child’s prayer on Easter “Dear God, please send clothes for all those ladies on daddy’s computer”
— Milind Alvares (@goobimama) May 18, 2009
#IPL Breaking News – Sharukh Khan and John Buchanan admitted to hospitals due to sudden heart failures.
— Aravind (@netcitizen) May 18, 2009
“You may not always get what you pay for, but you definitely do not get what you don’t pay for.”
— Cleartrip (@Cleartrip) May 18, 2009
BREAKING NEWS: FBI raids gun shop. Find weapons. (via MyToday)
— Santosh (@9_6) May 19, 2009
Mandira Bedi talking about cricket strategy akin to a 3 year old talking about world economy …#IPL
— Sajid Husain (@sajid_v) May 18, 2009
PJ ka baap…Saap ne mujhe Duss diya…Maine usko 5-5 ka chutta diya 🙂
— Satish Vijaykumar (@bombaylives) May 20, 2009
Friend’s gtalk status msg: The reason women live longer than men is that they’re not married to women!!
— Narayanan Hariharan (@narayananh) May 19, 2009
If people knew that Congress with 269 seats could jack the Sensex up 2110 points then Junta would have sure given atleast 500 seats
— Satish Vijaykumar (@bombaylives) May 19, 2009
Women can see a hair of a girl on their husbands suit from twenty meters but they cant see a pillar from two meters while parking a car:)
— ankitsharda2006 (@ankitsharda) May 19, 2009
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.- Demetri Martin
— Sudarshan (@theSuda) May 19, 2009
“Prabhakaran ki aankhe kyu khulli thi?” India TV doing pathbreaking investigative journalism. Surely award winning stuff.
— Bombay Addict (@b50) May 19, 2009
The manager next to me called for a ‘warm’ Mazaa. The canteen guy dipped the bottle in boiling water and now Mazaa is HOT. LOL #fail
— Chetan Thaker (@ceetee) May 19, 2009
A bus station is where a bus stops,A train station is where a train stops,I have a work station on my desk,what more can i say ?
— AD (@anaggh) May 25, 2009