‘Scriptwriters make Kissing an ‘integral’ part of the script but sadly the actor’s are the one’s who play that ‘integral’ role. ’ The scriptwriter who writes the scripts for Mahesh Bhatt’s movies has filed a PIL demanding that he gets to be a part of the act. What do you think #fakingnews? Read the funniest tweets from the Indian Twitter users this Monday and smile.
when was the last time you updated facts? RT @factboook: Pepsi and Coke are both banned in India.
— aniruddha pathak (@DanceEatRepeat) February 4, 2013
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) February 3, 2013
— Sunayana Suresh (@sunayanasuresh) February 3, 2013
Breaking: Hafiz Saeed asks players to come to Pakistan if they remain unsold in #IPLAuction
— The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) February 3, 2013
The amount of time U keep your Blackberry plugged on charging, It will soon be declared as a landline…
— SKK(@OneCanOnlyBeOne) February 1, 2013
Kadal is about the sea and about Jesus it seems. File it under the Pentecoastal genre?
— Suo Motu™ (@suo_motu) February 2, 2013
All this talk of line and length reminds me: need to buy a set of new boxer shorts.
— Si’in Va’ukut (@sidin) February 2, 2013
If the Pakistan cricket team feels unsafe in Pakistan, they can always settle here – South Africa
— Khamba (@gkhamba) February 2, 2013
@b50 haha! Eight hundred rupees mein free delivery probably means caesarean section
— Narendra Shenoy (@shenoyn) February 1, 2013
No @ram_jai2012 I am N K Tripathi love you and want to get married with you. Do you agree with this.
— Anupama Chopra (@anupamachopra) February 1, 2013
What’s the difference between; Ishq, Love and Ishq waala Love? 69 marks.
— Banna (@TheBigDowg) January 30, 2013
Half of the Cafe Coffee Day waiters went there as customers initially.
— LOLendra Singh™ (@LOLendraSingh) February 1, 2013
Baradwaj knew this and that’s why wrote off book just till Raavanan.
— gradwolf (@gradwolf) February 1, 2013
I soch mushrraph is lying. It is easy to spot when he is lying. It is usually when his lips are moving.
— majorlyp (@majorlyp) January 31, 2013
While Twitter was down NDTV was still showing live tweets in ticker
— Madhuchhanda Bose (@madhuchhanda11) January 31, 2013
American: You don’t have anything like the Super Bowl in India? Indian: No. But we have Super thalis and deluxe thalis.
— Mocking Bard (@Spooferman_) January 30, 2013
Oh shit. Rofl RT @vinaykashy Unfollowed 30 people!! Now i am following people whom i have i mate or i am sure of meeting in the future
— K (@ChuTneyPuDi) January 30, 2013
— K. Venugopal Menon(@VenuSpeak) February 4, 2013
#slashedbudgetfilms Ragini SMS
— Amit (@Goddamittt) January 29, 2013
I DEMAND A BAN ON AGNEEPATH, KARMA, SHAAN AND ANY OTHER MOVIE THAT SHOWS BALD PEOPLE AS BAD PEOPLE. twitter.com/rameshsrivats/…
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) January 29, 2013