The previous week winners to #perkytweets were the lucky few to catch the Harry Potter 6 Premiere . We are here to make your Mondays Perkier – you read/listen to this and your whole week  becomes productive, sounds fun, eh?

Our Perky Tweets will make your Monday a happy one and your tweets win goodies as well, courtesy Radio One & BlogAdda. Do not forget to  tune in to 94.3 FM Radio One tonight and listen to the perky tweets read out by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’.  Follow us on twitter to know who are the lucky ones to win the goodies from Radio One

@s4sukhdeep
Has India TV starting showing special show on “Shahrukh ka ghar khatre mein.. band stand hua paani paani” ??

@sudeepshukla
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night #perkytweets

@khushi4all
sardar caught his wife in luv affair.He decided 2 kill her n himself He puts a gun on his head,looks at his wife n saysDon’t laugh u r next

@ektz
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? Ans – The mafia wants either ur money or life… The wives want both!

@kritia
Westside just sent me an email about Cool Monsoon Sale merchandise. Sale to theek hai, monsoon kahan hai?!

@rockgird
from a PS postcard : when i was younger, i didn’t kill myself because i had to know how harry potter ended. #perkytweets…………………………………………..

@ronakbhagdev
Dur se dekha to Sunny tha, Dur se dekha to Sunny tha, Main pass hi Nahi Gaya ! #sunnyfacts #perkytweets

@vimoh
What if “tube” was a swear word? People would say, “Shut up you tube!”

For all those who missed listening to their tweets being read out by Malini, (for those who do not live in Mumbai) we have made the necessary arrangements and thanks to Radio One for providing us with the audio of Perky tweets being read out by Malini. Listen to your tweets being read out on air at Radio One. Click now to listen to Malini’s wonderful voice reading out your tweet! 

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@b50
LOL. So now Mallika brought India to Twitter? Oh ya. And I introduced the search algorithm to Google. Sheesh.

@crucifire
How do 2 #mallu inverter/UPS retailers greet each other? Su-Kam aano? ……………………………..

@freemontfreeman
Amazing thing in the morning last 4 days heard all men in the society up at 6 am waiting at the door with garbage bag, reason – ??? Reason – the stand in sweeper lady – is a beauty with fantastic fig & face (WwOOt), Shiney You sure will have company soon

@shan_adhicary
A doc told a mallu to put burnol on his burnt thighs and have viagra.. Why viagra he asked? It will keep your lungi away.! #nooffence 

@vipesh
Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.             .                        .              .

@shaaqt
Row row row Ur boat, gently down the stream and if u see the BMC don’t forget to scream! Aaaaaaaa .

@riteshambashta
A single male guppy fish needs 5 female guppies for best of their survival in a fish tank. Lol

@danishk
The prob with @mallikaLA n twitter is tht it’s not a visual medium. the skin can’t do the talking here. U gotta use the brains too………………………………………….

@shachii
RT @neo_indian: Overheard: “I sent a gmail to your Yahoo.” #perkytweets

@priyankawriting
warning: don’t spray perfume on wet shoes, often the two smells mingle and create a monster stink! #perkytweets (Tip by @annkur)

@bombaylives
Sardar’s wife looking at travel brochures said : Let’s try Greece this year! Sardar asked: Why, what’s wrong with vaseline? #perkytweets

@gkmaestro
Twitter: The only battlefield where enemies can “read” the opponent’s thoughts! #perkytweets .!!!

@viveksingh
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle……………………………………….

Read the earlier Perky Tweets if you have missed reading them. Our readers experiences suggest that reading #perkytweets in a stretch creates a disorder called laughing disorder wherein they suddenly start laughing. Its called the Perky Tweets Effect. If you come across any tweet that you think will contribute to the effect, mark it as #perkytweets or tip us @blogadda or Contact us. You never know, you may end up winning a goodie from Radio One 94.3 and get featured in Malini’s show ‘Malini till Midnight’.

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If you liked the above, you might also want to read:

• Perky Tweets – Aug. 10, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Aug. 17, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Jul. 27, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Aug. 31, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Sep. 14, ‘09

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