Its a beautiful Monday and after a good weekend we all are back to work . We know not many would be happy and would be feeling lazy this monday afternoon. To revitalize you and bring a smile in your face we are here with our Perky Tweets.  Tune in to 94.3 FM Radio One tonight and listen to the perky tweets read out by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’. Read on to find out if your tweet was perky enough to be picked over here and follow us on twitter to know if your tweet would be read out on Radio One tonight.

@kunalsheth
If Oprah Winfrey were to marry Deepak Chopra, she would be Oprah Chopra #perkytweets

@hiway
Earthquake in China, possible hurricane in America… Rakhi ka swayamvar in India… we are doomed!

@sandeep_dhavale
Early to bed and early to rise makes ur GirlFriend go out with other guys..

@ektz
Ques: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? Ans: A rumor

@sanjukta
swayamvar mein kyon aayi rakhi ko apne puraane boyfriend ki yaad? dekhte rahiye Aaj tak break ke baad

@suksy
LOL mystique is being pronounced as “my stick” by a colleague on the phone. LOL……………………………………………

@textualoffender
Thousands of years of evolution and still all it takes is a little bit of CleavAge to send men back to Stone Age

@shrushtirao
‘Knock Knock’ ‘who’s there?’ ’Fanatic’ ‘Fanatic who?’ ‘Fan theek karne aya hoon darwaza kholo’

@pappe_it_is
Teacher: bolo A for?? Sardar: Apple, Teacher: Jor se bolo Sardar: Jai Mata Di!!!

@rahulanand
#define reverse swing : when you thought a guy is gay, but he turns out to be straight!!

@schmmuk
Why does Salma Hayek need a golden globe award? She already has two..!! Lol

@sruthi10
Mom’s not feeling too well. My dad and I made lunch today. He found me the number and I ordered pizza.        …    …       ..

@sandtree
Only 20% men have brains, rest have girlfriends              .                        .              .

@anaggh
Mktg Specialist: If U love someone set her free If she comes back she has brand loyalty If not reposition brand in new market .                        .

@manuscrypts
Sania mirza is getting engaged today,  wonder if she’ll erm, pull out due to injury later.

@thecomicproject
Shruti Haasan is actually Kamal Haasan in another get up………………………………………….

@mekkanikal
I see BLACK clouds in delhi. Feels like lagaan village ppl waiting for rains.…………………….

@ksavai
Monica bellucci mistook chunky pande to be a valet and even tipped him

@dkris
Leaving for Gym! LOL Tweet of the day! I know @hprashanth take a U-Turn and go to Dosa Camp

@chiefsanjay
A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.

@sakthidharan
Bosses make very fast, very accurate mistakes , and then the employee gets accounted for it !! #perkytweets

@gkmaestro
Twitter: The only battlefield where enemies can “read” the opponent’s thoughts! #perkytweets .!!!

@baxiabhishek
“Your mom is so fat, Google hasn’t ever finished indexing her” ………………………………

@vulturo
Note to pornographers: If you take a latina and put a bindi on her, that does not in the least make her ‘Indian’.

Read the earlier Perky Tweets if you have missed reading them. We warn you, Reading all the Perky Tweets at a stretch would be injurious to your stomach . Coming back, if you come across any tweet which you think will bring a smile into a face or perk someone up, do tip us @blogadda or Contact us. You never know, you may end up winning a goodie from Radio One 94.3 and get featured in Malini’s show ‘Malini till Midnight’.

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If you liked the above, you might also want to read:

• Perky Tweets – Jul. 20, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Jul. 27, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Aug. 17, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Sep. 7, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Jun. 22, ‘09

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