Perky Tweets June – 01, ’09

We are back with our Perky tweets to perk you up this hot lazy monday. Friends, are you enjoying it?? Do you want more? We have picked the perky tweets from Twitter to perk you up. We promise you that after reading the tweets, you will feel perky ‘nahin toh’ Tweets Wapas
@anusual
@punkpolkadots Daddy cool thinks im a bhool
@Suksy
Psychology: When 2 Couples come face to face?? WIVES look at each other’s saris & HUSBANDS look at each other’s wife! Via @anantha_chirps
@radha_
Tweet-Master Gogo naam hai mera.. Saare Bots nikaalke gotiya khelunga, gotiya.. #Twialogues
@meerasapra
A font walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve your type here” So the font called the serif.
@ruSh_Me
Hum jaha pe tweet karna shuru karte hein, public timeline wahi se shuru hoti hai #twialogues
@daaku
LOL !! Wife – have you brought the saree . TO Husband(s/w engg) – Bad command or file name. #fb
@manuscrypts
surprised that “thanks savita bhabhi” didn’t make it to #3wordsaftersex sigh, people are getting real, i guess
@rashmid
Sinoreeta…aisi bade bade hashtags mein…aisi choti choti tweets…hoti rehti hai #Twialogues
@keeda
Jeff Walter: Thank god Swatch was made in Switzerland and not Croatia or it would have been called Crotch!!
@d33pak
Water is composed of two gins – Oxygin & Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water! H20 is hot water, CO2 is cold water!
@suddentwilight
Got maha pissed off at 1of the bosses 2day.then imagined him naked n running on the streets n started giggling
This tweet has been tipped to us by @partywithneha
@brpraneeth
” 71 year old M.S. Gill is India’s youth affairs minister << LOL



