After a lazy weekend, Monday is the day when most of the people get the blues. Keeping this in mind, we are starting with something new to lift your spirits on Monday. Twitter is growing and we read some amazing tweets everyday. We have picked the perky tweets from Twitter to perk you up. We promise you that after reading the tweets, you’ll feel perky.

@vimoh
Pickup line — ‘Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti?’

@goobimama
Little child’s prayer on Easter “Dear God, please send clothes for all those ladies on daddy’s computer”

@netcitizen
#IPL Breaking News – Shahrukh Khan and John Buchanan admitted to hospitals due to sudden heart failures.

@cleartrip
“You may not always get what you pay for, but you definitely do not get what you don’t pay for.”

@9_6
BREAKING NEWS: FBI raids gun shop. Find weapons. (via MyToday)

@sajid_v
Mandira Bedi talking about cricket strategy akin to a 3 year old talking about world economy … #IPL

@bombaylives
PJ ka baap…Saap ne mujhe Duss diya… Maine usko 5-5 ka chutta diya

@narayananh
Friend’s gtalk status msg: The reason women live longer than men is that they’re not married to women!!

@bombaylives
If people knew that Cong with 269 seats could up Sensex by 2110 points then Junta wud’ve given atleast 500

@ankitsharda
Women can c a hair of a girl on their husbands suit from 20 mts but they cant see a pillar from 2 mts while parking a car:|

@theSuda
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

@b50
“Prabhakaran ki aankhe kyu khulli thi?” India TV doing pathbreaking investigative journalism. Surely award winning stuff.

@ceetee
The manager next to me called for a ‘warm’ Mazaa. The canteen guy dipped the bottle in boiling water and now Mazaa is HOT. LOL #fail

@anaggh: A bus station is where a bus stops, A train station is where a train stops,I have a work station on my desk,what more can i say ?

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