We’re already a week into March and our surroundings are heating up. We’re not just talking about the temperature, but also the heat from opinions on national matters, the Asia Cup final and a lot else happening in the dynamic world of Twitter. Take a look at the wittiest tweets that Indian Twitterati came up with this week. This week’s Perky Tweets will account for at least 40% of your weekly laughter needs. 🙂
I have exactly zero life goals and I’m doing a pretty good job following through on them.
— §μp (@supaarwoman) March 7, 2016
I like how in The Revenant, there are times when the screen says “Smoking is injurious to health”, but nothing when a Grizzly bear attacks.
— Pranav (@pranavsapra) March 3, 2016
Person: Having aalu ke paraanthe for lunch!
Twitter: WHILE YOU ARE HAVING GARAM GARAM AALU K PARAANTHE PEOPLE ARE FREEZING AT THE BORDER.— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) March 4, 2016
Pretty cool how Ravana can have a con-call all by himself.
— Praveen (@Pravmaga) March 1, 2016
In America
*Dates*
*Realizes love*
*Proposes*
*Gets married*In India
*Proposes*
*Dates*
*Realizes no love*
*Marries someone else*.— शी-वुल्फ़™®© (@galat_fehmi) March 6, 2016
Rain in Bangladesh is basically God crying at their Photoshop skills. #IndvsBan
— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) March 6, 2016
What we need is Uber to come out with UberLastMinutePlans for times when people ditch.
— scaryhairyman (@scaryhairyman) March 6, 2016
An app telling you where the freshest fruits and vegetable in your area are, called Tinda
— Akriti Paracer (@akrii_p) March 2, 2016
Aviators are part of police uniform for bollywood.
— paijhal khan (@the_jok_er) March 6, 2016
Only venue where Bangladesh can win a major tournament is Adobe Photoshop.
— Teja Seth (@The_Sleigher) March 6, 2016
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