Apparently, all the those who have been saying that Dhoni should quit captaincy have been found seeking forgiveness in the Ganges. Hope the god forgives them #fakingnews. Read the funniest tweets from the Indian Twitter users this Monday and smile. 🙂
At least we had a talking bear before the Americans. #AnilKapoor
— Si’in Va’ukut (@sidin) February 25, 2013
T 1030 – ‘Prophets of Doom’ bole : ‘bhaisaheb yahan chullu bhar pani kahin milega ?’, after @msdhoni devastated Australia !
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) February 24, 2013
‘Samsung Galaxy Note’ is the new Sonakshi Sinha forehead.
— S.R (@14_yr_old_Etard) February 24, 2013
I don’t usually leave the ball. But when I do,I make sure it hits the stump. -Sir Ravindra Jadeja #IndvsAus #SSLive
— Waѕiyυllah Budye (@WasiyullahB) February 24, 2013
Brian Lara switches on his TV every time Jadeja comes out to bat, he is afraid of losing his record of 400 *
— Gappistan Radio (@GappistanRadio) February 24, 2013
The stench of “Kushbhoo” within DMK family is overwhelming!
— MRV (@MRVChennai) February 24, 2013
Screw the specs, Viru, next innings try a telescope #IndvsAus
— BCC! (@BoredCricket) February 23, 2013
Used to hate the one kid who would ruin a good fight by going “jhagda jhagdi mat karo Gandhiji ko yaad karo”
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) February 22, 2013
I have information that somebody will slap Shinde but dont have specific information ..
— Wat so Funny ?? (@Tirchi_Nazar) February 21, 2013
Dei TMC, by now you should have understood Mamata’s accent. She wanted people’s love. Not lobe.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 21, 2013
By casting Ajay Devgan and Tamannaah in it, Sajid Khan just made a black and white remake of a color movie.
— Satadal (@subah_ka_bhula) February 20, 2013
That’s meant for celebs. RT @tusshkapoor: Need to get my account verified, twitter pls advise!
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) February 21, 2013
“Ae mansukh bhai, Pope kon che “Mansukh bhai : “Nathi, wafers chaalse?”.
— bhatnaturally (@bhatnaturally) February 20, 2013
Cutting edge Journalism. RT @zoomtv: Neil Nitin Mukesh arranged a special dinner for Sonal Chauhan on her birthday
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) February 20, 2013
If a Sharma gets married to a Verma will their child be a Shawarma?
— Vishal (@DhaatuPramukh) February 18, 2013
BREAKING: Robbers loot home while house owner was busy booking Tatkal tickets fakingnews.com/2013/02/robber… #IRCTC
— Faking News (@fakingnews) February 18, 2013
All I’m saying is that has anyone ever seen Arindham Chaudhari and Chetan Bhagat in the same room at the same time?
— Overrated Outcast (@over_rated) February 18, 2013