After seeing the success of Sridevi in English Vinglish, two actresses who were reportedly her competitors in that era are planning to do similar movies. Mamata Kulkarni is reportedly planning to do Sexy Vexy and Madhuri Dixit is doing Marathi Varathi #fakingnews :). Read the funniest tweets from the Indian Twitter users this Monday and smile. 🙂
I wished someone on rose day.she replied me happy rajendra day. Bad me pata chala uska nam hi rose tha.”LOL”
— rajendra joshi (@menaria007) February 10, 2013
Mamata Banerjee should slap a journalist to satisfy the collective conscience of tweeples.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) February 10, 2013
If by any chance Barkha Dutt favorites your tweet,You are most likely to be in the next GOI list.LOL!!!!
— girish S (@girishs2) February 10, 2013
Gautam Gambhir can now concentrate in defending his IPL title. #IndvsAus
— Pramod (@cric_pramod) February 10, 2013
A family trip to Goa is as pointless as a bachelor party in Shirdi.
— tonk vijay (@thinktonk) February 5, 2013
One Bravery award for those Men who will convince their wife to cook Lunch on Sunday !
— N0T 0mar abdullah (@abdullah_0mar) February 10, 2013
Afzal Guru hanged. His career – Started in Parliament, ended in Tihar Jail. Familiar path.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 9, 2013
Breaking : Rahul Gandhi has been invited to speak at ‘Jesus and Mary Nursery school’of Delhi.#SRCC
— Neel Soni (@iNeelSoni) February 6, 2013
All metro coaches get manufactured in Gujarat. ‘NaMo’ is nothing but a secret code for Namma Metro.
— Anuradha Kushwanshi (@anuradha_kush) February 6, 2013
Thank God someone didn’t say that my father brought Ganga down to the Earth and started Kumbh Mela
— Kiran Kumar Karlapu (@Scarysouthpaw) February 6, 2013
“Who gave u phone and PC” is the new “jaanta ho mera baap kaun hain”
— Jiten Gajaria (@jitengajaria) February 5, 2013
“Who gave u phone and PC” is the new “jaanta ho mera baap kaun hain”
— Jiten Gajaria (@jitengajaria) February 5, 2013
Gautam Gambhir must be flattered at his good luck. He can now spend more time preparing for THAT all important tournament! #perkytweets
— Vrijilesh Rai (@chaibiskutbhai) February 10, 2013
Q:What Is the term for Butter Mountain in Anand creating Dense Fog called? Ans: Amul Palekar? #perkytweets cc @smsshruti
— K. Venugopal Menon(@VenuSpeak) February 4, 2013
“government will only deliver inclusive poverty, not prosperity” – ROFLmoment reading sunday papers from @shankkaraiyar
— Shashi Shekhar (@offstumped) February 10, 2013
Pratibha Patil has now joined Thomas Cook as a travel advisor…see the world in 5 years without spending a cent!
— SUHEL SETH (@suhelseth) February 9, 2013
Teja vu: A feeling that you’v seen this Mark before.
— Subah hone na Dé· (@TheSolutionBaba) February 9, 2013
@14_yr_old_etard “free hugs” is an anti constipation movement. #hugdiya
— Abhishek Madan (@abhishekmadan) February 8, 2013