Hafiz Saeed announces an exchange deal where he has invited Shahrukh Khan and Karan Johar to spend the rest of their life in POK and in exchange will give Dawood Ibrahim and his family to India. Mouth Watering deal? But sadly this is #fakingnews. Smile reading the amazing funny tweets from Indian twitter users. 🙂
Marry someone who can cook. Love fades, hunger doesn’t.
— E=mc² (@samalmightysam) January 26, 2013
Q. What #JLF 2013 will be remembered most for? A. In which Ashis Nandy did a Bhasmasura.
— Yashasvi (@rsyashasvi) January 28, 2013
Whatever Dalits could earn through corruption was spent on hosting dinner for Rahul Gandhi: Mayawati
— Faking News (@fakingnews) January 27, 2013
Hulk’s favorite dish: Loki ki sabji. #Avengers
— Doobayjee (@Rohit_Dubey) January 26, 2013
@shashitharoor Sir, I would like to come. But sadly No KSRTC Nowadays!
— gcvhbmvgcfyc (@rishi4u) January 26, 2013
Congrats vangrats to Sridevi for winning Padma Shree Vadma Shree.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) January 25, 2013
CHAL JHOOTHI. RT @zoomtv: Ameesha Patel: It was difficult for me to play a dumb character in Race 2 #zoOmTV”
— D. (@BombayVintage) January 25, 2013
Dialogue of the week – Cherry, I don’t have time to pop your cherry. From Race 2. I’m still recovering!
— Anupama Chopra (@anupamachopra) January 25, 2013
The leaked Nokia EOS Lumia is untrue. EOS is actually our internal code name for End-of-Sales.
— Fake Nokia India (@fakeNokiaIndia) January 24, 2013
In India, bowlers are generally the cricketers who were no good as batsmen. This is why we generally have low quality bowlers
— The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) January 23, 2013
Pakistan walon Kashmir mangoge to cheer denge Lekin Rahul Gandhi mangoge to Free denge.
— Fake News (@Ohfakenews) January 23, 2013
Today my children have gone for #SHM.How I wish SHM stood for Satyanarayan Havan & Mahapooja.
— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) January 22, 2013
Breaking news!New unannounced phone leaked at the Samsung galaxy grand event! #galaxylunch 😛 twitpic.com/bx9y08
— Rahul Srinivas (@whizkidd) January 22, 2013
There is a 99% chance that my wife is going to ask “koi aur cartoon dekhe?” instead of #cricket match. #perkytweets
— Aditya Nandode (@TaiyouSun) January 27, 2013
Whew! Thank you warning label I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower. #perkytweets
— Namrata (@candinam) January 25, 2013
Swadesh House Mafia – a band of Maharashtrian bais spinning utensils#random#perkytweets#fb
— JayK (@CruciFire) January 24, 2013
A family is one where all members eat together. Rahul Gandhi says Congress is a family. How true!#perkytweets
— Vrijilesh Rai (@chaibiskutbhai) January 21, 2013
Political Science Q:Explain #TrustBJP in one sentence. 5 Marks Ans: Too many cooks spoil the broth(Err Bhaiyya ji) #perkytweets
— K. Venugopal Menon(@VenuSpeak) January 22, 2013