Our Neighbouring country (You know which one) are ordering Odomos and mosquito nets in large quantity as they believe India will target them via Mosquito terrorism. One of their own has been reportedly contracted with Dengue #fakingnews. While the world laughs at our neighbouring country, you laugh at the funny tweets by Indian twitter users.
@niru1286 LOL! Haan!! Sitting waala love and thappad waala love ;-))
— Angie fosla (@angiefosla) November 2, 2012
Found on FB: Maria Sharapova’s TN connection:) lockerz.com/s/257477506
— bhatnaturally (@bhatnaturally) October 30, 2012
While Tharoor sings ” Jab Pyaar Kiya to Darna Kya” Modiji is singing ” Tujhko Mirchi Lagi to Mai Kya Karu”
— Kushal Mehra (@kushal_mehra) October 30, 2012
Rofl RT @visaraj: This is how Deccan chargers will look like in coming IPL Season.. 🙂 Good Stuff twitter.com/visaraj/status…””
— SandeepReddyKudala™ (@Reddyy_Sandeep) October 30, 2012
So, you can celebrate children’s day on independence day! RT @desi_mundaa: This Diwali celebrate Valentine day.
— Genie Ji (@Genie_Ji) October 30, 2012
If Mamata Banerjee was born in the Stone age, she would have protested against the invention of wheel.
— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) October 30, 2012
I need only 8 hours of sleep during the day. And 10 at night.
— Hardik (@Hardism) October 30, 2012
Another Sad News in Entertainment Industry.. Anu Malik was found alive in his apartment today :(:'(
— Ώ̶̲̣şђŦïN̤̈Ώ̶̲̣ (@WickeDFinaa) October 30, 2012
A man committed suicide today after hearing that Shirish Kunder’s Joker is premiering on TV soon.
— Rakesh Jhunjhunwala (@jhunjhunwala) October 31, 2012
Eklavya hated the physicist Fleming more than any other person. #yeah
— Puns N’ Proses (@PunsNProses) October 31, 2012
Is Raina keeping Karva Chauth for Dhoni? (or this too his nephew will have to do?)
— BCC! (@BoredCricket) November 1, 2012
Anushka Sharma plays a docu film maker in JTHJ. Considering she’s always wearing hot-pants, guess she makes shorts.
— Diogeneb (@diogeneb) November 1, 2012
Karan Johar will be too excited today.. It’s SRK’s birthday and he can pray for his long life by fasting too.. Wow..
— Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) November 2, 2012
Does a social network account come with the desire to correct people all the time? Is it a package deal?
— Sasha Gusain (@SashG) November 3, 2012
Air planes have now banned tweezers. I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.
— Falak Bhatt ★ (@falak_bhatt) November 4, 2012
BREAKING: Man dies by laughing while listening to Rahul Gandhi speech at Ramlila Maidan.
— Fake News (@Ohfakenews) November 4, 2012
MEA Salman Khurshid addressing people at Ramlila Maidan: Aap rally mein aa to gaye ho par wapas kaise jaoge??
— Raja DiggVijay $ingh (@diggyleaks) November 4, 2012
I think tweeples should contribute for funds to get Pappu admitted in primary school.
— Amit Srivastava (@AmiSri) November 4, 2012