Breaking: Shahid Afridi apparently sent a text message to Gautam Gambhir. The contents of the SMS are not known till now but sources say that Afridi is trying to break the Ice between him and Gambhir. #fakingnews While you ponder what Aishwarya has in her mind, we present to you this week’s Perky Tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
https://twitter.com/India_Review/status/238881682340585472
Call Undertaker to choke slam him "@CricCrazyNIKS: kane is batting well #INDvsNZ"
— Anurag Rekhi (@Dravidict) August 24, 2012
UPA is a #blockbuster government.
— Ray Stings (@Purba_Ray) August 23, 2012
In a fight between two punjabi's, the one without a sister wins by default.
— H (@iWanderluster) August 23, 2012
https://twitter.com/blackketh/status/238652780657659904
If you are blocked, it means 'you are able to bite'! Congrats!
— VOXINDICA (@VOXINDICA) August 23, 2012
@kanchangupta @mediacrooks @barbarindian Govt clamps down on Jairam Ramesh for parodying Indira G with his hairstyle http://t.co/kjqG2n2y
— The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) August 23, 2012
One thing's for sure: No one gets to call me #paidmedia ever again! π
— Shiv Aroor (@ShivAroor) August 22, 2012
People with ugly brown teeth need to replace their toothpaste with Harpic.
— Old School Mausa (@AdvancedMaushi) August 22, 2012
https://twitter.com/TheBigDowg/status/239746248314331138
Recent research has revealed that celebs don't die whenever twitter goes down.
— SAMBHA (@__sambha) August 26, 2012
https://twitter.com/CilemaSnob/status/239438309233917952
Twitter asks @milinddeora to submit ration card xerox and bribe of Rs. 200 to get verified.@fakingnews
— /home/dushyant (@DTrojanHorse) August 25, 2012
@sambha_bhilane Anurag Basu made Ranbir Kapoor to observe daily life of MMS to prepare for #Barfi
— Punjabi Baahubali (@pungibaaz) August 25, 2012
Huh! If Monkeys can take a clue from Apple-Samsung verdict, they can Sue Humans for looking strikingly Similar π
— Jairaj P (@jairajp) August 25, 2012
Every morning mothers chase kids, realistically enacting scenes from the epic thriller 'The Bournvita Ultimatum'.
— Sudipto (@SudiptoDoc) August 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/TheFraudMallu/status/239046259976048640