Breaking: Sallu Bhai proposes his love to Katrina on her birthday. Sallu says ‘It is easy for anyone to fall in love with Katrina’ and I am no exception. They are keeping the news of engagement under the wraps. On the occasion of Katrina’s birthday, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
https://twitter.com/rimeswithcya/status/224141992274313216
If my dad were on Twitter, he'd print out his timeline daily
— Ra_Bies 2.0 (@Ra_Bies) July 14, 2012
Kalmadi was not willing to be vice president.
— Shiv Mishra (@shivkmishr) July 14, 2012
https://twitter.com/fakingnews/status/224039466795401216
https://twitter.com/mihirfadnavis/status/223782860807618560
Just saw the trailer of Joker. Written-produced-edited-directed and watched by Shirish Kunder.
— Varun Thakur (@VarunmThakur) July 13, 2012
. @fakingnews "मैं तो मज़ाक कर रही थी. ये तो सच में हो गयी, भेन्चो!" – Poonam Pandey on seeing Sherlyn Chopra's
— Shivam (@imrozed) July 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/stupidusmaximus/status/223428730289262592
Dear @timesnow… Doctors are wrong to strike in Bulandshahr over #WardBoy incident.. but why is your reporter shouting all the slogans?
— MediaCrooks (@mediacrooks) July 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/PM0India/status/223359584864178176
https://twitter.com/5hraddha/status/223388016146792448
Because I have sandwiches in my tiffin today, everyone will offer me paneer ki sabzi and chhole. Bitches.
— fru (@Oinkoo) July 12, 2012
Going to start an ISP in India and offer Internet Hindu plan. 108mbps, 108GB data cap for Rs. 1008 per month.
— new places in pinned thread (@i_r_squared) July 12, 2012
https://twitter.com/_abeyaar_/status/224192833312137216
Our whole country is covered under the Rajiv Gandhi Apni Apni Socho Yojna.
— Farhan Siddiqui (@Farrenhite) July 15, 2012
Thank ladies for not using our bearded faces as Scotch Brite replacements.
— Samir Makwana (@shadez) July 15, 2012
https://twitter.com/indiantweeter/status/224581847739408384
Facebook with Manmohan – No notification of any recent activity
— Indian Politricks (💙,🧡) (@indpolitricks) July 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/OwlGandhi/status/222697274654994432
The doc suggested me to bring down the alcohol levels. Since then I don't fill the glass up to the brim.
— Isabelle (@Priyu_B) July 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/Twincognito/status/222586999436091392