Breaking: On the basis of RTI, twitter has made the DM’s exchanged between Mr Singhvi and Poonam Pandey public. In a shocking turn of events, it seems Mr Singhvi had promised Poonam a lot of things but then backed out when one of his accomplices found about them. What are the things? We leave it to you to imagine #fakingnews. ย Taking forward the humour thanks to Mr Singhvi and others, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour.
First, Air India, now Kingfisher pilots report sick. Unhappiness goes viral.
โ Anant Rangaswami (@AnantRangaswami) May 10, 2012
I suspect most IT service companies also use Duckworth and Lewis method to determine their employees’ yearly hike.
โ ABVan (@ABVan) May 10, 2012
I knew exactly how many dots were required to take this match into the last over ~ Dhoni
โ Goks (@_Goks) May 10, 2012
Love is when you both use the same toothbrush.
โ Marwaari (@Marwaari) May 11, 2012
Q: How do you Laugh Out Loud in Sanskrit ? A: เคฒเฅเคฒเคฎเฅ | #OkBye
โ aayo_maayo (@aayo_maayo) May 11, 2012
Spotted Raza Murad at the airport. My hand automatically reached out for the nonexistent pallu. *shivering knees*
โ Mihir Fadnavis (@mihirfadnavis) May 11, 2012
The reason I miss my college days not bcoz of my friends but bcoz my father is no more my ATM.
โ _abhishk (@abhishk_) May 11, 2012
Kapil Sibal has apologized for the Ambedkar Cartoon.One cartoon apologizing over another.
โ Rake$ยฃ Jhunjhunwala (@jhunjhunwala) May 11, 2012
Being a serial killer is not as dangerous as being a cartoonist these days !!
โ Bob Biswas (@BiswasBob) May 11, 2012
dear @twitter, we were jolly better off with the bots. not a single follower in last one month
โ supratik (@suppie) May 11, 2012
Nitin Gadkari’s gotten a second term as BJP president. Sources say he was too fat to fit into just one term.
โ Rohan Joshi (@mojorojo) May 12, 2012
RGV has not just lost it. He’s shift-alt-deleted it.
โ Jay Hind! (@JayHind) May 12, 2012
@coolfunnytshirt Chidya ud…Udd…Tota ud…uddd..Maina ud…uddd..AIR INDIA ud… Uddd..Aye aye Out out out… ๐ furr
โ aakash mohata (@AakashMohata) May 12, 2012
I think we have played well as a team. But we haven’t batted, bowled or fielded well together in one game. – Sanga
โ cornerd (@cornerd) May 12, 2012
YESTERDAY, I WATCHED THE AVENGERS (HINDI DUBBING). “Aur Hulk…? *rawrgrowl* ” “Phod dena!” #MyLifeHasChangedForever
โ Ramaa Ramesh (@ramaaramesh) May 12, 2012
Ramesh Powar: ‘Mujhe kuch Khatta khanne ka mood kar raha hai” #GetLostPls
โ BCC! (@BoredCricket) May 12, 2012
One senior official said: I want news, facts& not views of Barkha, Rajdeep, Sagarika, Rahul and Arnab & their cronies
โ B.RAMAN (@SORBONNE75) May 12, 2012
MI and KKR are evenly matched. Both teams don’t have Nehra.
โ Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) May 12, 2012