Breaking: Rahul Dravid’s wax statue will now greet you before you enter the ‘Great Wall of China’. As a confidence building gesture. the Chinese Government announced this initiative. #faking:) Rahul Dravid, would surely smile after reading these tweets. Read them now.:P
“Let’s BANGladesh!” – Pakistan
— MildlyClassic (@MildlyClassic) March 11, 2012
Looks like somebody from Mayan civilization issued my passport. The expiry date is 12/2012.
— CR (@chitrambling) March 11, 2012
Change granDPa and check granDMa.
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) March 10, 2012
You’ll mostly walk alone after you lose to Sunderland.
— Sidin Vadukut (@sidin) March 10, 2012
@Keyasmamma Aapke Tweets padhke Viswamitra ko Bhi Skhalan Ho Jaawey Maatey Aap dhanya ho 🙂
— K. Venugopal Menon(@VenuSpeak) March 10, 2012
Tendulkar close to his all time lowest ODI ranking. Looks like he’s doing his best to leave on a hai. #hindiwala
— amreekandesi (@amreekandesi) March 10, 2012
When a woman talks about waiting for the â€˜right time,â€™ she’s not referring to a commercial break. #IdiotsSexGuide
— SexyBichoo (@SexyBichoo) March 10, 2012
— Rahul Mathur (@weemundo) March 10, 2012
He-Man’s cellphone has no signal. He raises it high and gets signal. He says, “I have the Tower!”
— Vijayendra Mohanty (@vimoh) March 9, 2012
That awkward moment when Bobby Deol’s wife calls him Bobby Darling..
— Namelass (@DilliBelle) March 5, 2012
I believe that its an unforgivable insult to a pretty woman not to flirt with her
— doctoratlarge (@doctoratlarge) March 9, 2012
“Abbe Grammar badi eazy hai. Active Voice: Jai Mata Di. Passive Voice: Teri Maa Ki!” #OverheardInClassroom
— S S Sodhi (@SimpooSir) March 9, 2012
Year 2036. Sachin’s tribute:”I’m going to miss playing alongside Virat Kohli”.
— Sarcasan (@Sarcasan) March 9, 2012
Wondering what to do with a guy who mails me and says “Chinmayi please give me your Email ID”
— Chinmayi / Chinmayee (@Chinmayi) March 8, 2012
So I know the end of ‘Kahaani’ thanks to some people discussing it outside the theatre. #facepalm
— Dipika Bajpai (@Dipika_B) March 8, 2012
My mom wants me to be a Rocket, may be that’s why she puts so much chilli in everything she makes. 😐
— Dominique Taggart (@mental_Aunty) March 8, 2012
High time CID investigate how I end up losing pens all the time. -.-
— McGeeky (@UrbanChick_) March 8, 2012
Wow it’s actually called the new iPad? Guess it makes sense. When I have a son I’ll call him “New Cj”
— Clinton Jeff (@clintonjeff) March 7, 2012