Rajesh Khanna, Dimple Kapadia’s Goan holiday. Apparently, Rajesh Khanna wanted to relive the ‘Sagar’ days of Dimple Kapadia and hence set off for a Goan Holiday. It seems the beach where Rajesh Khanna stayed were clear of any young tourists. Why? Figure it out. #fakingnews. Read some more #perkytweets to make you smile this Monday.
@neetipalta
That awkward moment when an alien comes to India and asks us to take it to our leader.
@69fubar
Batman was a truck driver from Punjab, who suffered memory loss by drinking desi daru. Jaanwar ban gaya.
@sidin
Lunch. Quick chat with Dhoni on tactics. Then sandwich.
@RajneeshKapoor
What if it was a typo? What if they meant hat and not tat? I think Tit for Hat would be a good deal. No?
@Prachi_licious
Rambo 4(Hindi) on UTV Action, A man to Stallone : dada bhaag chalo yaaha se..yaha sabhi naamard hai.. ROFL @ni_nad@beeayeanoowhy
@Techh_tonikk
Db Singham ZNMD all hits..India tv will soon have a feature..Ash ki beti ..poorey industry ke liye Lakshmi hai.. rofl
@mojorojo
If only the good die young, how come they all die in drunken car-crashes and of drug overdoses?
@congusmaximus
Harsha Bhogle asking IIM-A level question” What does Dravid do now?”
@fakingnews
Kareena Kapoor called Salman Khan “Rajinikanth of Bollywood”. Does she want 2 be called “Digvijay Singh of Bollywood”
@Coffeegrams
No matter you live in slums or posh buildings, mosquitoes will treat everyone equally.
@cgawker
WSJ has an article on 5 reasons to hate sachin and its comments section is an article on reasons to hate every other indian
@pragmatic_d
Don’t know about others but Nobel Prize for Literature must go The Nation newspaper of Pakistan.”
@doomoo
Something strange with this German internet connection. Says Dhoni is bowling.
@MalhotraSaurabh
Harbhajan-Dhoni bowling in tandem. #makingitlarge
@probablytrippy
That awkward moment when its just you and your driver in the car, and you KNOW you didn’t fart.
@Nisha_J_M
What did Lord Krishna say to Karan Johar? Sambhavami – You Gay You Gay!! #perkytweets
@TaiyouSun
#Notetoself : if keep taking note in a note book from twitter, it is not going to be of any use. #perkytweets A student of life.
@Oyechupsaale
I am thinking of writing a book – “Twitter – The unproductive days of my life ” ! #perkytweets
@meetkochar
Hey Mario !! Remember me? I Wasted My Childhood Saving Your Girlfriend #perkytweets
@Crotchingtiger
I re-iterate. Shobha De should not name her offsprings Luv or Bose. #perkytweets
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