Perky Tweets – May 30, ’11

Manchester United to hire a specialist coach just to counter Barcelona’s midfleld in the next season says Sir Alex Ferguson after losing the Champions league final this Saturday #fakingnews. Check out the humourous tweets for this week and drive away your Monday Blues. 🙂

@sapanv
Is it just me or is Ranveer Singh dancing at random weddings in Band Baaja Baaraat a tribute to SRK and his side business?

@msnarain
Also female friends from college who are now married. They should be banned from sending friend request

@TheKhullaSaand

Dhoni, Please Do Part-Time Captaincy For Indian Football Team As Well 😀 FIFA will be ours…!!! 😀

@sidvee

So Kohli gonna win it, carry Gayle around the ground and say: “For 22 days Gayle carried the burden. So .

@nipashah

Here’s one DM – “We won’t beg, but follow us on Facebook too” LOL

@ConRahulGandhi

Anna has advised Scami Agniwaste to carry a Fevikaal to keep his topi in place…

@amreekandesi

Every time i watch Dhinka Chika, i half expect Asin to suddenly pull out a deo and start spraying herself.”

@rameshsrivats

#IPL Waste of 74 games. They could’ve sorted out the entire matter with one match between CSK and RCB. In Hosur.

@chitraraj

Sid Mallya will now get up and say Aa Gayle lag ja.#RCB #IPL

@madversity

It’s Ravi Shastri’s birthday today. He was planning if for 364 days. Now it’s down to the wire

@diggyleaks

Secular leopard who entered #BJP leader Hema Malini’s house should be given a MLA ticket by Congress party.

@diogeneb

Leopard strays into Hema Malini’s bungalow -http://bit.ly/lGYkDc. I guess she must be shooting for Cheetah aur Geeta

@hg6

The question is how will America survive those 8 hours without the Indian tech support.

@niharikaswaroop

Bwahahaha! Girl in Hostel lift talking on phone-Main inniya hot lag rai aa aaj,ki tussi mere utte roti sekh saknde

@sunainak

And from what I hear, that scheme comes with a lock-in period of 2 years. By which time, iphone 10. would’ve been launched

@Aaksha

Tweetdeck showing you the follow button on your own profile. Makes me feel like a dog who runs after his own tail.

@IndianWeera

Do you ve it in you to be a part of idiots institute of ponytail management?

@mihirbijur

Harpic should make Ram Jethmalani their new Brand Ambassador. He can make any shit disappear!”

@mojorojo

I’d like to remind people tat Sonu Nigam, founder of hard rock band Nirvaan, sang “My Heart Will Go On” earlier this yr

@ChamatkariBaba

It takes one Amitabh to sell a Diamond .. and 3 Abhisheks to sell … a Sim

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