Perky Tweets – May 30, ’11

BlogAdda's perky TweetsManchester United to hire a specialist coach just to counter Barcelona’s midfleld in the next season says Sir Alex Ferguson after losing the Champions league final this Saturday #fakingnews. Check out the humourous tweets for this week and drive away your Monday Blues. 🙂


@sapanv
Is it just me or is Ranveer Singh dancing at random weddings in Band Baaja Baaraat a tribute to SRK and his side business?


@msnarain
Also female friends from college who are now married. They should be banned from sending friend request


@TheKhullaSaand

Dhoni, Please Do Part-Time Captaincy For Indian Football Team As Well 😀 FIFA will be ours…!!! 😀


@sidvee

So Kohli gonna win it, carry Gayle around the ground and say: “For 22 days Gayle carried the burden. So .


@nipashah

Here’s one DM – “We won’t beg, but follow us on Facebook too” LOL


@ConRahulGandhi

Anna has advised Scami Agniwaste to carry a Fevikaal to keep his topi in place…


@amreekandesi

Every time i watch Dhinka Chika, i half expect Asin to suddenly pull out a deo and start spraying herself.”


@rameshsrivats

#IPL Waste of 74 games. They could’ve sorted out the entire matter with one match between CSK and RCB. In Hosur.


@chitraraj

Sid Mallya will now get up and say Aa Gayle lag ja.#RCB #IPL


@madversity

It’s Ravi Shastri’s birthday today. He was planning if for 364 days. Now it’s down to the wire


@diggyleaks

Secular leopard who entered #BJP leader Hema Malini’s house should be given a MLA ticket by Congress party.


@diogeneb

Leopard strays into Hema Malini’s bungalow -http://bit.ly/lGYkDc. I guess she must be shooting for Cheetah aur Geeta


@hg6

The question is how will America survive those 8 hours without the Indian tech support.


@niharikaswaroop

Bwahahaha! Girl in Hostel lift talking on phone-Main inniya hot lag rai aa aaj,ki tussi mere utte roti sekh saknde


@sunainak

And from what I hear, that scheme comes with a lock-in period of 2 years. By which time, iphone 10. would’ve been launched


@Aaksha

Tweetdeck showing you the follow button on your own profile. Makes me feel like a dog who runs after his own tail.


@IndianWeera

Do you ve it in you to be a part of idiots institute of ponytail management?


@mihirbijur

Harpic should make Ram Jethmalani their new Brand Ambassador. He can make any shit disappear!”


@mojorojo

I’d like to remind people tat Sonu Nigam, founder of hard rock band Nirvaan, sang “My Heart Will Go On” earlier this yr


@ChamatkariBaba

It takes one Amitabh to sell a Diamond .. and 3 Abhisheks to sell … a Sim


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2 Replies to “Perky Tweets – May 30, ’11”

  1. Rascals!! Nazis… Communal RSS chaddimen….. Terming my dead serious tweets as ”funny”… When I say it in media it would be a news but when I simplay tweet, I’m being funny…. Everything is RSS sazish!!!! Grrrr…..
    RSS chaddiwallas are communal! All the chaddiwallas are communal and hence we seculars hate chaddis and donn’t wear one ourselves….. 😛
    Bye.

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