What will Mr Geelani say to Mr Manmohan Singh after India win on Wednesday? @saviojoseph says ‘Dost Dost na Raha? and @rockishtaar says ‘How much for the tickets?’ 😛 For more such laughs, read the #perkytweets from the Indian Twitter users now!
@amargov
@niknathind I’m promised a laptop, a ceiling fan, a mixie/grinder, rice, a house & so on. What is CRI? Who are you?
@abhijitmajumder
In Mohali on Wednesday, the Kashmir issue will be resolved by Duckworth-Lewis
@bankerrahul
what does a #Liverpool fan do after they win the league? .. turn off the PlayStation and go to bed! :P’
@savyaswaroop
when you’re single no one notices you, but when you’re taken you’re wanted by everyone :/
@ephimmortal
There is this new form of wealth currently doing the rounds this week, I’ve heard they’re called Mohali tickets.
@RahulNuthakki
And no wonder my iPhone had Kamasutra in the dictionary…it doesn’t have bhagawadgita though.
@chetan_bhagat
Ok so just one PM joke. PM goes to see match in Mohali. When asked who won, he said ‘I am not aware of anything’.
@0__1
Told my parents I am quiting twitter.They heard TCS. mom started crying and dad started making faces. I was surprised first.
@MihirBijur
Fair & Lovely claims White skin in 2 weeks!!! Really??! Nerolac claims the same in 2 hours! Beat that, bitch!
@rameshsethu
MMS want to retire and become a saint ” Sri Sri Scamananda”. Sonia will become “Mata Loot-Ananda-Mayi”
@iconohclast
ROFL. On the car in front “Jaat risky after whisky”!! Mwahahaha =D
@Poojamahimkar
Chaar Baje gaye lekin party abhi baaki he…Aussies Ghar gaye PAKIS abhi baaki he :):)
@sidvee
Greg Chappell had told us that Raina would be a great finisher at the World Cup. He just didn’t specify which World Cup
@diogeneb
Were I to spot Ravi Shastri now, I’d chase him so damn hard he’d say “You get the fleeing…”
@aadisht
Selfish performance by extras.
@madguy000
I wanna sweat diamonds like Dhoni in the Bravia ad
@techrsr
@bigfatphoenix Rohan Gavaskar was a calculated risk.”
@vikas_m
SRK in Ra One: Fighting like Rocky. Dressing like Rocky S.
@subhadeep
Hope is better than pope!#sidhuism #perkytweets
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