LK Advani quotes ‘We are calling for an All India Bandh to show the people that we exist and are not buried’ #fakingnews. Do these people realize how much one day of Bandh will affect the economy? No, they don’t because they are known as politicians. Anyways Bandh yaa no Bandh, #perkytweets will be live to drive away your Monday blues.
And we hope you now know that your Perky Tweets can win you t-shirts with your perky tweet printed, courtesy Infibeam.
Signature reveals a man’s character. What does Royal Challenge reveal then? #perkytweets
Most promising lines by a BF- I will love U until #india wins football #worldcup .. #fifa #perkytweets
Dhoni to get married to Sakshi Rawat. Hope she knows about Dhoni’s fascination for stopping by “red light areas” #perkytweets
Girls n boys r different. Girls don’t smile when i tell them my fav cartoon character is Savita Bhabhi.
@DevilOnBunk What do you call total rejection? When your hand falls asleep.#perkytweets
Give a second thought before you re-kindle an old flame of yours. It might give you some serious burns! #Perkytweets #Gyan 😀
Nowadays, relationshps aint determined in heaven. They r determined by which school/college you went to. So study hard boys. :P#perkytweets
if you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the 7 signs of skin aging try>>ADOBE PHOTOSHOP.. #Justsaying#perkytweets
Ladies, (almost) all your life #BRA is been supporting you, now its time to show some gratitude.#perkytweets
@candinam here’s one— man has will, woman has the way to usually be the beneficiary #perkytweets
@sagarikaghose Does Rahul Bose use Bose speakers to become a superb speaker? #perkytweets
Do you know why politicians dont join Facebook? Becoz they are waiting for the launch of FARCEBOOK! #perkytweets
#OMGpickuplines Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? #perkytweets
“Every girl needs a boyfrnd coz there r number of things that go wrong in life and for everything we cant blame the goverment 😀 #perkytweets
We’re designed to do what we do do, and what we do do, we do well. Do you? I do. Oh, you do too, do you? #perkytweets
The trouble with doing right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was !! #perkytweets
Christiano Ronaldo :”God sent me to earth to show people how to play football”. Messi : “I never sent anybody” – #PerkyTweets #WorldCup
marriages are already made in heavan…. we are sent here just to have sex!! 😛 #Perkytweets
Commonwealth Games Delhi are proud to be sponsered by Common Man’s Wealth.
When a co-worker says “I’m just thinking aloud here” he/she means “I’ll be talking out of my ass for a while” #perkytweets
That 6 yr girl who has links to terror, puts me to shame, I dont even have links to decent job! #perkytweets
So many India vs SriLanka this year, Sangakkara must be seeing Dhoni more than his wife. #perkytweets
If you are naughty then go to your room, if you want to be naughty come to mine. #perkytweets
Three people from the above will win personalised t-shirts by @infibeam. We hope you have enjoyed reading the Perky Tweets. Share them with your friends and spread smiles! Do mark your tweets with #perkytweets for us to easily spot your tweet. Last week the winners were @dkris, @mihirbijur and @geeky_