βWorld No Tobacco Day’ is being celebrated today. 1 billion tobacco deaths are predicted this century. Let us do our bit to reduce this number. Let us spread the word and help people get rid of this addiction. Research has proved that being happy and smiling can keep you away from Tobacco. The best way to be happy and keep smiling is by reading the wonderful #perkytweets.
@crazytwism
Travelling by #mumbailocals will let you know why I call for a complete ban of potato from the Indian menu. And use it to make WMD.
@YaavanoObba
2nd Shineeversary! All you maids out there, run for your lives! ……………………………………..
@abhishekmadan
I used to be happy for friends who were going places. Till someone invented 4square.
@v_shakthi
Guys , stop checking Facebook and start facing Checkbook ! #perkytweets.. …………………………………..………………………………………..
@Shakti_Shetty
My parents were happy for a long time…..and then they got married to each other! π #perkytweets
@preethe
All is fair in love and drinks π @metalsaint #perkytweets …………………………………..
@dennispadia
Humor – an artistic way of saying things which many people understands after few seconds & sardar understand after days… #perkytweets
@candinam
google was invented by a woman! why else would it know all the answers? #perkytweets
@silv3rglee
Definition | Dopeler effect – The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly #perkytweets
@Swarnabh
Next time when Rahul Gandhi addresses youngsters, he should say, “Look, we didnt ban FB. So, vote for us.” π #perkytweets
@subhadeep
#LifeWasMuchEasier Invite meant celebration & Food, not entry into any Social networking Site. #perkytweets
@iJohnsonPR
Da last wish of a #twitter addict prisoner : I want 2 update my #twitter status as ‘DIED….’ #PerkyTweets
@santoshp
I heard 2 kids talking VOLKSWAGEN – das auto ka matlab us car me 10 auto-rickshaw ka power hai..
@frozenwell
When do u kno u r completely out of senses n there’s no hope?when u signal 2 a motorcycl that th headlight’s ON n its night!#PERKYtweets
@Komal_Nishka
A note in a sex magazine shop in London ‘Please hold the magazine with both hands while reading’. #perkytweets
@tam007
Only Fools “Code”, The Smart “Copy – Pastes” #SoftwareEngineersQuotes #Perkytweets
@cubicile_blues
RT @dennispadia: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. #perkytweets
@raulsail
How to break up without sayin it to a girl: U look FAT in those Jeans!!!! #perkytweets
@politelypink
My job needs me. Whether it wants me or not, is a completely different matter.
@prateekgupta
Being moody, irrational and cribber might not help in life but it does give you ample topics to blog about π #perkytweets
@lokarlotweet
a friend pings me “ping me… karna…” #perkytweets .………………………………….
@nkitg
Whts d diff btwn a mechanical engineer n a civil engineer? A mech engineer builds weapons n civil engineer builds d targets #perkytweets
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