Perky Tweets – May 03, ’10

BlogAdda's perky Tweets The photographers who photographed him at CST knew it. The family of person(s) who were killed knew it. All of us who watched the Channel 4 documentary could make that out. The justice proved it finally. Kasab held guilty. Let’s hope the execution sentence is pronounced very soon. Twitter is abuzz with some serious #PunishmentForKasab. On a lighter note, we urge everyone to read #perkytweets by the Twitter users from India. Read them, Smile, Share with your friends, make them Smile. πŸ™‚

@dunkdaft
What do Viagra And Esselworld have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for few minutes joyride! #perkyTweets

@RahulK18
If women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other. #perkytweets

@JWalia
No Idea is new. It was always lying somewhere unnoticed. #perkytweets

@dibyabttb
3 most ‘powerful words’,which can increse ur heart beat other than I LOVE U ? “RESULT AA GAYA…” #perkytweets

@theMugambo
Most of these big bulidings are offices of people with bigger dreams. Some have big assets, some have smaller things. #perkytweets

@RockIshtaar
wat do u get wen u mix the DNAs of a chicken and a PUNJABI? A: Obv… butter chicken! #perkytweets

@raulsail
The Pessimist sees the glass half empty..The Optimist sees it half full..The Realist just adds whisky and has a good time.. #perkytweets

@ManiKarthik
Eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life. Why ? Cos if you eat that stuff, you’ll eat anything. #perkytweets

@TaiyouSun
I miss ignorance, its very useful in intimate times. #perkytweets ………………………………..

@nithinjayan
What will u call a person who has five brothers n five sisters?…ans.FIBROSIS #sms #perkytweets #medCHALU

@Shakti_Shetty
I tweet it best when I tweet nothing at all. #perkytweets ………………………………..

@manishmahuja
on someone’s Facebook Status update… To be a good liar you need a bloody good memory! #perkytweets πŸ˜€

@AshRock22
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one’s garden. #perkytweets

@AshikOnFire
Relationship in 2day’s age :- “You Can Touch Each Other… BUT… U Cannot Touch Each Other’s Mobile”… πŸ˜›

@silv3rglee
Things a US-returned desi does: takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India & tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads. #perkytweets

@subhadeep
Seems lyk HeroHonda splendor guy dont hav enough balance to reply his GF’s gud nite sms πŸ™‚ #perkytweets

@nkitg
why do I always read the song “behene de” from Raavan as … “behen de raavan ” #perkytweets

@anjjana
you know you can never trust your best friend again when your sitting right next to her in jail saying lets do it again .. #perkytweets

@suppie
Barbara Mori wants more of India #toi (well India also wants more of Barabra Mori :P) #gross

@gnarsi
If somebody is typing hard in office ,it means he is on IM. ………………………………..

@arjitcapricorn
India Vs Afghanistan We need more than just bat and pads to defend them? If we don’t,the security gets the Man of the Match. #perkytweets

@wraith_ness
Am in the mood to stand up on my chair and scream “Am wonder woman” but then my boss will say “you are fired woman !!” #perkytweets

@vineshvnair
Showing the #Victory sign is one finger shy of showing the finger!! #perkytweets #attitude

@Tweeter_Boi
yIf 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? #PerkyTweets

@prateekgupta
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. #Perkytweets

@vishiiii
Earl to his son Tiger Woods, take Golf seriously and f*** everything else. Son took the advice seriously #perkytweets

@MalayD
Kasab verdict on TV: amusing as usual. Zee news calls it ‘Kasab ka hisab’ while Arnab gets 27 panelists to say d same thing in diffrent ways

@tam007
I think its high time for Mr. @LalitKModi to add “Ex” to his Twitter Bio. #justsaying #perkytweets

@MumbaiCentral
Stop mentioning me on #Kasab tweets. I know I’m a lawyer but really, I have my OWN cases to worry about.

@bharkadatta
Caught! Lalit Modi on Naukri.com & Shashi Tharoor on Shaadi.com ………………………………..

@nitinr30
Most of the contestants want to become Indian Idle…..at least from their pronounciation of #IndianIdol. πŸ˜‰ Sure they would become.

We hope you have enjoyed reading the Perky Tweets. Share them with your friends and spread smiles! Do mark your tweets with #perkytweets for us to easily spot your tweet.

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