Phew! The weekend just whizzed by and here is another Monday. Blue is the color of hope and on Monday it will blow away your blues for the week ! “The purpose of our lives is to be happy. We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection” quotes Dalai Lama. We are with #perkytweets to drive away your Monday blues. Sit right on your chair and start smiling. Yes, you can ignore all those stares coming up from the neighbouring cubicle! 🙂
There are only 10 types of people in the world! Those who understand binary and those who don’t #perkytweets
#perkytweets lol RT @manushee anything thats unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn’t lick your fingers at lunch time.#funny #quotes #perkytweets
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures. #perkytweets
Oh shit! Was listening 2 a pal on phone…de reception was poor n I said “could u Retweet that?” #perkytweets #twitter #thallu
Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I’m a”kela #perkytweets ……………. ………………….. …………….
It’s not nice to pull legs every time. Sometimes it’s better to spread them 😉 #perkytweets
Sometimes, a good poop is the answer to happiness. ……………. ………………….. …………….
There are no Strip Clubs or Champagne Rooms in Gurgaon, my Wife might as well be Home. #perkytweets
People find it difficult to put me in any category. So, I make my own. #perkytweets ..
Arguing wit ur boss is lik mud wrestling wit a pig. After a while u wil realize tht while u get dirty the pig actually enjoys #perkytweets
Poor George Bush, he cant help it.. he was born with a silver foot in his mouth #perkytweets
Tilgul Ghya god god tweeta, Tilgul sandoo naka, Twitter/FB var bhandoo naka! Requesting all tweenoos – tweeple in #marathi #perkytweets
Next Noble prize up for grabs for the discoverer of “Farhanitrate” and “Prerajulisation” #perkytweets
think the Sugar prices are part of the governments ongoing fight against Diabetes ! #perkytweets
If Mayawati was on Twitter, I’m pretty sure she would have followed herself.
These girls in Roadies say “meri to fat gayi” too much! Do they know the meaning?
Indian cricket team pay an early homage to Jyoti Basu.Return quickly to the pavillion.
I never got it why guys carry pics of their sweethearts in their wallets. Perhaps its another way to say kiss my ass? 😛
So if I say, “Jyoti Basu died at 11.47 a.m., thus again almost making it to p.m.”, it would be in bad taste uh?
“If you see someone without a smile; give him one of yours.” Same thing applies on Twitter! Make someone smile with your #perkytweets. And a big thanks to all those who mark their tweets as #perkytweets – you guys are simply superb!