It is Assembly Elections time again. It is time to vote for the leaders who will take us forward for the next 5 years. In the process they also increase their fixed deposits to serve for the generations to come. That is a different story altogether. Two days back @anaggh & @ashokbanker started a very interesting Hashtag called #wethetweeple where the twitter community will raise issues affecting the society. It is a brilliant idea. Thanks to the twitter community who come up with such wonderful #perkytweets to make you laugh, we are back with them to drive away your Monday blues.
@pspooja
NDTV imagine ke paas Rakhi Sawant hai, Rahul Mahajan hai; Colours ke paas kya hai? Maa…Rakhi Sawant ki maa!
@Impishsmirk
man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; “#$%@ off, you won’t bring it back.
@anaggh
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT “FAITHFUL husbands will go straight to heaven because they have already gone thru hell.”
@Shirsha_gem5
Pimple pimple li’l scar,hw i wonder wot u r…up abv on my forehead, yu gav me leison awful and red 🙁
@Kedar9
ROFL! In Bigg Boss 3, Tanaaz said “You are not important.” KRK replies angrily “I am very impotent <twice>”
@zoooni
This girl addressed me as rockstar on gtalk. I was elated. She then said that it was the wrong window. Lol
@violett
a gurl on #fb asked me wts #bcm6 ,on telling her bar cam 6 she replied,wow which bar i didnot know u drink re! #wtf
@69sree
good night twitter world… for all the people who r sad like me to accept Mondays after Sundays.. we can’t change the calender.. lol.. 😀
@hkparmar
1 Ladka “Bulb” Ke Uper Apne Baap Ka Naam Likh Raha Tha. 1Admi Ne Pucha “KyaKarRaheHo” Ladka:Mere Baap Ka Naam Roshan Kar RahaHu
@crucifire
Warning at entrance of Playboy Mansion – This private property belongs to Mr.Hugh Hefner. Trespassers will be Prostituted! #perkytweets
@gopinathmm
Weekend Tip: The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk! #perkytweets
@netsonix
Was the “i” in excelsheet replaced with “ee”. #wewillneverknow #perkytweets………………………………………………….
@_eMeNeF_
Confession may be good for the Soul…But they are bad for Reputation #perkytweets……………………………………………………………..
@prateekgupta
If at last you don’t succeed destroy all the evidence that u tried #perkytweets #gyaan
@gkmaestro
Out of Office reply: Sorry 2 have missed u but I m at d doctors havin my brain removd so tat I may b promoted to management ! #perkytweets
@vikrambhatnagar
Man are from Mars…Women are from Venus….than why is earth getting so populated. #mywitt #perkytweets
@hg6
‘Suicide’ is the only word that comes to my mind right after ‘Committed’. #perkytweets
@abtony
I shouldn’t have referred my computer as MacBOOK to the maid. She had placed it alongside other books in my mini-library.
Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:
- People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
- They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
- Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
- Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂
Hope you enjoyed reading them. Do tip us and make people smile with your #perkytweets.