Its pouring, pouring and still pouring. Friends, the rains are not ready to leave us. What we are realizing is that the climatic patterns all over the world are changing. October is supposed to be known for its ‘Heat’ and its raining. Is all this happening because we are going against nature? Are we to blame for this? We think its the Global Warming effect. Talking about ‘effects’, its time for the #perkytweets effect to cheer you up this lazy Monday. Here are this week’s #perkytweets.
@Vimoh
An Indian may have discovered gravity centuries before Newton did. But he was sitting under a coconut tree and died instantly
@s4sukhdeep
hey bhagwaan. maine aaj tak tujhse kuch nai manga.. lekin aaj…………. tension na lo dost.. google wave ka invite nai maang raha.. !!
@abharath
@battala lol @abharath cameraman is much better word than peeping tom π……………………………………………………..
@Vimoh
Mom just said she has lost all respect for me because i don’t have Google Wave yet. I may not even get my evening tea.
@Daaku
kuch gadbad hai RT @netcitizen: My frnd bcme a dad 2day n I won d contest . I guessed d exact date of d birth n sex of d baby π
@Ankit_A
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. #perkytweets
@vikrambhatnagar
#perkytweets Insanity. Grounds for divorce in some states. Grounds for marriage in all.
@RGambhir
Vasectonomy means never having to say sorry. That’s the FB status updateof @ananyanano my son. #perkytweets
@crucifire
Jay’s WOTD – Voyeur – a south indian who spies on ppl engaging in intimate behaviour #perkytweets
@hg6
I make bots cry. I am ro-bot. #perkytweets ……………………………………………………………………………….
@hiyer
Shiney will just have mard helpers now. But wht if he swings both ways? Id nt even leave my pet labrador wth hm. #perkytweets
@chuck_gopal
Having a chicken on your head will definitely leave a feather in your cap #screwedupsayings…………………….…… …………………………………………………….
@musafir84
If at the end of tunnel there is no light, Then it must be turned off due to #recession π #perkytweets …………………………………………………………………..
@prateekgupta
Isn’t having a smoking section in reastaurant lik hving a peeing section in swimming pool #perkytweets
@nkitg
what would u call a beautiful woman in Hyderabad ? …. Ans: a Tourist #perkytweets………………………………………
@agnnair
If procrastination had a mother, I need to ask her if I am his father. #Shameless truth. #perkytweets
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Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:
- People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
- They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
- Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
- Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! π