The Indian Cricket team became the number 1 cricket team for less than a day. The WTH news for the last week was that Baba Ramdev is going to be one of the inmates at Bigg Boss’s house. As @Ire17n once said ‘I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book’. This is what you have to do. Here is the other option. You can read the wonderful #perkytweets too. 😀
https://twitter.com/kedar9/statuses/3933885042
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. #perkytweets
— Reema (@Rima_B) September 11, 2009
Time and 'Tide' dont wait for anyone… Tht doesnt mean each wall is ur canvas @hiyer #SussuManners #perkytweets
— dunkdaft ™ (@dunkdaft) September 11, 2009
twinkle twinkle jatt di car, khadke glassi in the bar, punjabi bhangra and chicken fry,always talli never cry #sms #perkytweets
— Sukhdeep Singh (@s4sukhdeep) September 11, 2009
Mithun and Rajnikanth had a fight to the death… It was a tie. #perkytweets #fb
— A (@nkitg) September 10, 2009
https://twitter.com/shamz911/statuses/3884578918
A note to my employer: No You cannot pay me in Kind and the extra loads of work doesn't counts as paying in kind #perkytweets
— Prateek Gupta (@prateekgupta) September 10, 2009
https://twitter.com/supaarwoman/status/3858028029
https://twitter.com/CogentDesi/status/3845712297
Saw my neighbor, Abdul, standing on his 10th floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?" #perkytweets
— Akta (Pronounced 'Ekta') (@ektz) September 8, 2009
heard a Jet spokeswoman tell ndtv we're making sure everyone reaches their *final destination*. She's obviously oblivious about the movie..
— mElon Musk (@creatitwitty) September 10, 2009
@vineetsamson
Whats batman’s Income Tax filing documents called? A: Batman Returns …………………………………………………………..
@sidpandey
Sam kissed GF & started getting cozy. GF:Not b4 marriage. Sam: dont worry, im married !
@thesaurabh
@saif911 Stay up all night to proclaim insomnia and then sleep until 2 pm! Seriously funny people! 🙂 LoL 😛
@anilchintz
@abhinn asked for a scissor to cut an apple in d canteen..haha..case of being overworked??
@shadez
Ok, yet another moron wants to peep in my mobile phone screen as I type. Dekhle tere baap ki maut likh raha hoon
@BIRAJADEO
u know ur in Delhi when the emcee at a Rock Show urges crowd 2 scream things like “Chak de fatte” & “Hip Hip Hurray” WTF
@ramblinggeek
LOL spotted in a site sidebar . Savita Bhabhi : Died 2009 : Due to Censorship…………………
@ashumittal
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”………………
@cute_divya
Q: What are the 3 words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? A: ‘HOLD MY PURSE’ 😀
@anaggh
What is recession? “When WINE & WOMEN is replaced by ‘WATER & WIFE!”
@chiefsanjay
Whats the smallest unit of time? The time between traffic light turning green n d car behind honking. Smaller than nanosecond.
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