Perky Tweets – Aug. 10, ’09

The Swine Flu is becoming a major worry now. It is high time government takes actions before it is too late and gets out of control. Most of the people have been recommending the government to follow the Mexico Model which was very successful. We have some good news for you. As we had promised, we have lot of exciting things for you lined up for you this week. Follow us on Twitter and our blog to know about the latest happenings. To start with we have the #perkytweets to drive away your Monday blues. 🙂

https://twitter.com/fossiloflife/status/3176991302

From today I will rename my air conditioner as MAYAWATI because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. #sueMaya #perkyTweets

— dunkdaft ™ (@dunkdaft) August 8, 2009

if @gulpanag would marry umar gul would she be called gul gul? #perkytweets

— Raul Pinto 🇮🇳 (@raul9) August 7, 2009

Angelina jolie aur Brad pitt ke yahan kaala beta paida hua, how? -coz dad's hot and mama's too hot, bas beta jal gaya hoga #perkytweets #fb

— A (@nkitg) August 6, 2009

Q: We make great money.We have great benefits.We do no work.Guess who we are? Ans: Union Members #perkytweets

— Priyanka (@pryankaa) August 3, 2009

Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed.We serve the needy, not the greedy… #ROFL

— Prashanth HN (@prashanth) August 7, 2009

https://twitter.com/hiway/statuses/3141427329

For all those who missed listening to their tweets being read out by Malini, (for those who do not live in Mumbai) we have made the necessary arrangements and thanks to Radio One for providing us with the audio of Perky tweets being read out by Malini. Listen to your tweets being read out on air at Radio One. Click now to listen to Malini’s wonderful voice reading out your tweet!  😛

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Q:What is one word in English for 'kiye karaye par paani ferna' ?? Ans: Flush!! #perkytweets

— _eMeNeF_ (@_eMeNeF_) August 3, 2009

Journey of a thousand miles begins with the credit card swipe 🙂 #perkytweets

— Prateek Gupta (@prateekgupta) August 3, 2009

LOL RT @hiyer: Q) what is G P Sippy's young daughter called? ANSWER: Missisippi #perkytweets

— Satish Kini (@satishkini) August 3, 2009

Elesh's first words after Rakhi garlanded him, "Yes, YESSSS the silicon is MINE.. all mine" 😀 #fb

— Jay (@CruciFire) August 3, 2009

https://twitter.com/Khunal/status/3205072631

If men enjoy the chase why dont they play pakda-pakdi instead of dating? Just a thought!

— Shakti (@shaaqT) August 9, 2009

Searched Museums in Mumbai…one of them I found on Google was "Shoe Museum"…when searched further found that its a chain of footwears LOL

— Neha Bagoria (@nehabagoria) August 8, 2009

My friend went for Blood donation … they said his group is RS +ve … Royal Stag +ve !!! 😛

— 🔱 (@rkartha) August 5, 2009

Q. Who is the husband at Adi Godrej’s home? A. His wife, because pati parmeshwar hota hai. #SundayHumor

— मैं खुद भी एक महिला हूं (@ruSh_Me) August 8, 2009

just found cash in her closet – its so desperate to be cleaned that its actually paying me. lol!

— Janice Shah (@janiceshah) August 7, 2009

RT Q. What did Himesh say after watching Teree Sang? A. "Aa toh 'juno' concept chhe..lol

— Kartik Lad (@kartiklad) August 7, 2009

Have you experienced the #perkytweets effect as yet? People are experiencing it and it is driving away their Monday blues 🙂

Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

• Thousands of listeners who are tuning in to Radio One on Malini’s show ‘Malini till mid-night’
• People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
• They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
• Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
• Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂

Do read the earlier Perky Tweets and keep tipping us. You may unexpectedly win a goodie for your tweet :D. Your tweet may also get read by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’ today at 9 Pm. All Mumbaities, Tune in sharp at 9 pm to know if your tweet will be read out by Malini or not? For others we will have the podcast of the same. To know more about Malini, do read her wonderful interview.