The Indian Cricket team became the number 1 cricket team for less than a day. The WTH news for the last week was that Baba Ramdev is going to be one of the inmates at Bigg Boss’s house. As @Ire17n once said ‘I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book’. This is what you have to do. Here is the other option. You can read the wonderful #perkytweets too.

@kedar9
“Lets have Chinese tonight.” “Great! Even you are a cannibal..!” #perkytweets

@Reema226
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. #perkytweets

@dunkdaft
Time and ‘Tide’ dont wait for anyone… Tht doesnt mean each wall is ur canvas @hiyer #SussuManners #perkytweets

@s4sukhdeep
twinkle twinkle jatt di car, khadke glassi in the bar, punjabi bhangra and chicken fry,always talli never cry

@nkitg
Mithun and Rajnikanth had a fight to the death… It was a tie. #perkytweets #fb

@shamz911
Shrug it off… Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.. #perkytweets

@prateekgupta
A note to my employer: No You cannot pay me in Kind and the extra loads of work doesn’t counts as paying in kind #perkytweets

@supriyaj
An apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I have to eat to keep an apple away?? #perkytweets

@manishmahuja
Dere r only 5 things we need in life: Gd frnds, Gd income, Gd food, Gd sleep, & GOOD _UCK! Interpretations may vary

@Ektz
Saw my neighbor, Abdul, standing on his 10th floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?” #perkytweets

@creatitwitty
Heard a Jet spokeswoman tell ndtv we’re making sure everyone reaches their *final destination*. She’s obviously oblivious about the movie.

@vineetsamson
Whats batman’s Income Tax filing documents called? A: Batman Returns …………………………………………………………..

@sidpandey
Sam kissed GF & started getting cozy. GF:Not b4 marriage. Sam: dont worry, im married !

@thesaurabh
@saif911 Stay up all night to proclaim insomnia and then sleep until 2 pm! Seriously funny people! LoL

@anilchintz
@abhinn asked for a scissor to cut an apple in d canteen..haha..case of being overworked??

@shadez
Ok, yet another moron wants to peep in my mobile phone screen as I type. Dekhle tere baap ki maut likh raha hoon

@BIRAJADEO
u know ur in Delhi when the emcee at a Rock Show urges crowd 2 scream things like “Chak de fatte” & “Hip Hip Hurray” WTF

@ramblinggeek
LOL spotted in a site sidebar . Savita Bhabhi : Died 2009 : Due to Censorship…………………

@ashumittal
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”………………

@cute_divya
Q: What are the 3 words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? A: ‘HOLD MY PURSE’

@anaggh
What is recession? “When WINE & WOMEN is replaced by ‘WATER & WIFE!”

@chiefsanjay
Whats the smallest unit of time? The time between traffic light turning green n d car behind honking. Smaller than nanosecond.

Did you enjoy reading the #perkytweets?  Do tip us and make everyone smile. You can also find some amazing tweepls here for you to follow and make friends. Many #perkytweets week over week have won a lot of goodies thanks to Radio One and @missmalini

Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

• Thousands of listeners who are tuning in to Radio One on Malini’s show ‘Malini till mid-night’
• People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
• They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
• Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
• Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too!

Do read the earlier Perky Tweets and keep tipping us. You may unexpectedly win a goodie for your tweet like so many winners have done it over so many weeks earlier . Your tweet may also get read by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’ today at 9 Pm. All Mumbaities, Tune in sharp at 9 pm to know if your tweet will be read out by Malini or not?

If you liked the above, you might also want to read:

• Perky Tweets – Aug. 17, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Aug. 31, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Sep. 7, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Aug. 24, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Feb. 01, ‘10

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