Breaking: Team India have ordered special shoes which will increase their height by a few inches to counter the bounce of the Sydney pitch. The pacers have installed special springs on their shoes so that they can extract maximum bounce from the pitch. For more such news and tweets, read the first edition of #perkytweets for the year 2012.
Perky Tweets β Dec 26, ’11
Breaking: Team Anna hires XYZ agency as their official Social Media Agency and within 10 minutes of this announcement, the facebook likes of Team Anna’s page increases by 10000. π Monday Blues! You will forget them after reading the #perkytweets below. Read them now π
Perky Tweets β Dec 19, ’11
Breaking: Harbhajan lands in Australia. Wait! Not as a part of the cricket team but as a part of the Bhangra Contigent which will perform in the wedding season in Australia. Apprarently, Sreesanth is being approached as well. #fakingnews. Time now to read some humorous tweets from the Indian Twitter users and ROFL. π
Perky Tweets β Dec 12, ’11
Breaking: Ghulam Nabi Fai says Veena Malik, posing for FHM was a part of his strategy to appease the Indian Ministers in return for Kashmir. In this startling admission, Ghulam also mentioned that he tried approching Rakhi Sawant for the same but didn’t work out because of silicones. π #fakingnews. Time now to read some humorous tweets from the Indian Twitter users and ROFL. π
Perky Tweets β Dec 5, ’11
Breaking: Ekta Kapoor today announced that there will be a sequel to “The Dirty Picture’. It will be based on the life of Hemant Birje (Yea, the one who is known as the Indian Tarzan). There were no surprises when Ekta said that Tusshar Kapoor will play the lead. #fakingnews. So how many of you are excited about this? π Let us read some humorous tweets from the Indian Twitter users and ROFL. π
Perky Tweets β Nov 28, ’11
Breaking: ‘Why This Kolaveri’ has gone international. The Egyptian Army has decided to adopt this song as their new anthem till a new government is elected to calm down the protesters. For the first time in so many months, crowd sang this song alongwith the army. Will this song broker peace between two parties? Time will tell. #fakingnews. Let us read some