Our sources from the government tell us that the CBI is on a visit to Italy to find links between the resignation of Pope and the Chopper Scam. It is not a paid vacation as many of the people assuming it to be #fakingnews. A perfect start to the Monday by making you smile via the best humour tweets from Indian Twitter Users. Read them.
Amrita Rao takes her endorsements very seriously. Why else do you think is she dressed like a jewellery store?
— Heli (@Heliloquy) February 17, 2013
“There was a bar called G-Spot in Chembur.” “Oh.” “But it shut down.” “Why?” “Nobody could find it.”
— Anuya J (@boozeandshooze) February 12, 2013
What will you call a girl named Sapna sitting in Tata Nano? “Naino mein Sapna #JustSaying
— Dev Singh (@__fixer) February 16, 2013
I wonder, if there is anyone who takes our PM’s speech (urging, appealing to people etc.) seriously!
— Nikesh Rathi (@rathinikesh) February 16, 2013
The Teri meri video from Bodyguard was sponsored by Gariahat morer shobha, Trader’s Assembly.
— Pee Dee Gee (@PratimDGupta) February 15, 2013
Thanks to this chopper scam, journalists are getting what we techies call an onsite opportunity.
— Word Of The Free (@WordOfTheFree) February 15, 2013
That’s right, spiders hate tweets. Louder. RT him too! “@mahween: HUGE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG”
— Saurabh Kanwar (@kanwarsation) February 14, 2013
#LoveisWhen he puts up “Baby on Board” sign on this car and the baby being his girlfriend..
— Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) February 14, 2013
KLPDRS for Younus Khan! The decision was referred for LBW and he gets out caught! LOL! #SAvsPak
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) February 14, 2013
Nandan Nilekani: #RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue. I love you so much, Dear Eight Four Seven Three Two.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) February 14, 2013
Happy Valendine’s Day twitter.com/jinsonullas/st…
— Anand Ramachandran (@harqblack) February 14, 2013
— Anamika (@NameFieldmt) February 14, 2013
Getting linked to several girls at same time just like in 8th std. In 8th std also nothing happened.
— Girin Nayak (@nayakgirin) February 14, 2013
This Valentine’s day, Country pauper, wifey gets chopper.
— Rajiv Gandhi’s Ghost (@rajivgaxdhi) February 13, 2013
I want to be as rich as Yash Birla so that I can go to elite high-class party’s in a Baniyan and Cargo pants.
— Wills the Dopey (@NanguPanguu) February 13, 2013
Yasin Malik is a former terrorist and Hafiz Saeed is a terrorist former.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) February 12, 2013
— Paarth’s Paradox (@arjjun_kodoth) February 12, 2013
— Vrijilesh Rai (@chaibiskutbhai) February 11, 2013
— K. Venugopal Menon(@VenuSpeak) February 11, 2013
Football commentators are like chameleon – change their colors and start supporting the team which is winning #PerkyTweets
— Blah Blah Master (@blah_blah_mastr) February 17, 2013