Lalit Modi becomes a part of the Cabinet in major reshuffle that happened yesterday. Apparently, the shuffle was done using an online tool and someone feeded Lalit Modi’s name into it. #Fakingnews While you wonder what the Prime Minister is upto, we present to you this week’s best of Indian Fun tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Funny Tweets.
I can very well understand a psyche of a Punjabi boys obsession towards legs. Tandoori Chicken Leg Piece no? #perkytweets
— K. Venugopal Menon(@VenuSpeak) October 22, 2012
— JayK (@CruciFire) October 23, 2012
I make bots cry. I am ro-bot. #perkytweets
— Aditi Chawla(@AngryIndianGirl) October 28, 2012
“Here, take one of my titles. I have an extra one” ~ Sri Sri Ravi Sankar to Lance Armstrong.
— Abhishek Madan (@abhishekmadan) October 23, 2012
Saw this girl with super long hair in the local. Dil fida. She looks back and I realise its a “He”. *Ban sunsilk for men*
— Kiran Kumar Karlapu (@Scarysouthpaw) October 23, 2012
Maradona is in Kannur today – to see if he can match up to the best “strikers” in the world.
— Tony Sebastian (@notytony) October 23, 2012
Will someone please tell me how much geelapan the new iPad can absorb?
— Suprateek Chatterjee (@SupraMario) October 23, 2012
My dear Calcuttans.. Please go to sleep.. There’s an entire day for the conch or trumpet or whatever you’re blowing.. Let me sleep!!!
— Srihari Raman (@sriharikraman) October 23, 2012
StarBucksCoffee. Now in Gurgaon. twitter.com/thesatbir/stat…
— Satbir Singh (@thesatbir) October 24, 2012
Bengali’s love the letter O, South Indian’s M and North Indian’s B&C.
— Being Sardesai (@Old_Monk60) October 24, 2012
Can’t decide if I should use this month’s salary to purchase an iPad Mini, an #IPL team or Kingfisher Airlines.
— lindsay pereira (@lindsaypereira) October 25, 2012
Stop stealing lines from Rahul Dravid. RT @ndtv I am making way for youngsters: SM Krishna
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) October 26, 2012
True love is blindly following an asshole without expecting him/her to follow you back.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) October 27, 2012
Shahid Kapoor RT @starmoviesindia Guess the actor’s name: Dniale Rdfailcfe
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) October 28, 2012
Shashi Tharoor gets HRD. All his tweets will now be appended with “Sent from my Aakash tablet”.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) October 28, 2012
I just won some lottery money of £10,000,000. Guess I can help Mallya now to revive Kingfisher.
— Chaoster (@Inglorious_Engg) October 28, 2012
— Satveer Singh (@sathyawadhwa) October 28, 2012
Overheard in Mumbai Local:”Some Vitthal won the car racing game”#IndianGP
— Ministry of Humor (@MinistryofHumor) October 28, 2012