Breaking: MMSingh has been caught doing 50 sit-ups by the official security cameras. As per the insider information, this punishment is because MMS was supporting Spain yesterday and not Italy. We await further news. #fakingnews Taking forward the humour thanks to MMSingh, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
Crows are like the Roadies of the bird world.
— Rohan (@mojorojo) June 29, 2012
We need a new law that allows Indian people to lynch anyone who says anything against Aamir Khan.
— Atulya Mahajan (@amreekandesi) July 1, 2012
Aamir Khan please wait I can't get a word you are saying, i'm still hungover.
— Dakshin Adyanthaya (@upsidedakshin) July 1, 2012
Hahahah my nani is teaching Tom (talking tom) a jain prayer. ROFL.
— A (@PureNautanki) July 1, 2012
When a woman is silent, check if she wears a blue coloured turban.
— ChaaiBiskut (@ChaaiBiskut) July 1, 2012
Pranab will waark phor Euro bhieel avut hrom Roshtropoti bhowon. #BailoutJokes
— Sniper (@avarakai) July 1, 2012
expect a ZNMD sequel set in Italy if it wins tonight.
— ConsciouslyUncoupledSelfPartnered (@shubHASHISH) July 1, 2012
You know it's not your day if even Torres is scoring against you.
— CynicalTurtle (@CynicalTurtle) July 1, 2012
If Mata scores Spain's 4th then we will have to start trending Mata ki Chowki!
— Gaurav Kapur (@gauravkapur) July 1, 2012
Anybody else wants to score goals? Please write your name in the ruled sheet.
— Local Tea Party (@localteaparty) July 1, 2012
So sad, NDTV can't do a "Mother and Son enjoyed Italian win with a jig" headline tomorrow.
— Jiten Gajaria (@jitengajaria) July 1, 2012
With Pranab's exit, PM presses restart button. Dear PM, when the system is corrupt, we need to format. Restarting wont work.
— Sahana Rao (@spicy_words) June 29, 2012