Breaking: Mamata Di offers to go on a date with all the KKR players. She couldn’t contain her happiness after KKR’s win yesterday and she said that she wants to live her younger days back. It will now be interesting to see what the KKR players do next. #fakingnews Taking forward the humour thanks to Ms Mamata B and others, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour.
— varunrayas (@varunrayas) May 20, 2012
— JayK (@CruciFire) May 21, 2012
Some people need to take a bowl of rasam and drown in it.
— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) May 25, 2012
@madversity only ITchguard can claim they started business from Scratch.
— arpit singh parihar (@sankisouldier) May 22, 2012
Tushaar in his 70s will look like present day Simi Garewal.
— Veeru (@_Veeru_) May 27, 2012
Double agent L.Balaji walks into the CSK dressing room . Tears his KKR shirt to reveal his CSK shirt .
— Sarcasan (@Sarcasan) May 27, 2012
Jakati Tales- compilation of loser stories
— Ajith (@ajith27) May 27, 2012
There’s no skin cream in the world good enough to fill up the craters on Wasim Akram’s face.
— E-tard (@14_yr_old_Etard) May 27, 2012
Sanjay Manjrekar is talking Hindi in Marathi.
— TheComicProject (@thecomicproject) May 27, 2012
Didi v/s Amma – a match I would pay to watch.
— Madhu ‘MadMan’ Menon (@madmanweb) May 27, 2012
— ankit jain (@indiantweeter) May 27, 2012
Imagine. We were *this* far away from getting to see N. Srinivasan do a cartwheel.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) May 27, 2012
ROFL! They made Albie Morkel wear the Purple Cap….
— ABVan (@ABVan) May 27, 2012
Those cheques, they aren’t even crossed a/c payee. Tomorrow expect serious financial fraud allegations.
— Deepak Shenoy (@deepakshenoy) May 27, 2012
“Sir, Bisla is out of syllabus” CSK players.
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) May 27, 2012
In case you are overwhelmed with the win and think SRK can do no wrong, Ra.One is coming on Star Gold.
— Abhishek Baxi (@baxiabhishek) May 27, 2012
SRK deserves Fairplay award, Not Dravid.
— Unemployed Indian (@bhava326) May 27, 2012
SRK’s chest waxer has done a pretty good job.
— S (@wastrelette) May 27, 2012
Hain?!!We may have failed the nation but the BJP has not failed us?!!
— Dr Moneymohan Singh (@DrYumYumSingh) May 28, 2012