Breaking: Mamata B bans use of twitter in WB. She reasons that all the jokes doing the rounds on twitter have been started by CPI(M) cadres who are out to malign her and are a threat to her life. #fakingnews Â Taking forward the humour thanks to Ms Mamata B and others, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour.
Manmohan Singh Japan jao, Japan jaa ke sushi khao: Anti-nuke activists bit.ly/KUiNWy
— DNA (@DNA) May 21, 2012
The cops must’ve paid a bomb to just get into that party. What? Stag entries are expensive..
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) May 20, 2012
Imagine Ashish Nehra at a rave party! ROFLMAO
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) May 20, 2012
I believe Didi is CPM cadre. She is doing everything to bring them back to power!!
— P Banerjee (@PBNRG) May 20, 2012
Go Chargers Go theme song seems to get them going out of the IPL every time
— Lata (@latasrinivasan) May 20, 2012
Kirti Azad today showed what a 20-20 fast is like! Started at 12.30 and over by 3.30!
— Rajdeep Sardesai (@sardesairajdeep) May 20, 2012
Dale Steyn in Deccan Chargers Team is Like a Howard Professor in Chaudhary Charan Singh University #IPL
— Akshay Kanitkar (@akshaykanitkar) May 20, 2012
Badla Loongi ~ has another meaning in #Marathi
— Soham Sabnis (@sohamsabnis) May 20, 2012
Without dowry how Maruti will survive?
— Sidin Vadukut (@sidin) May 20, 2012
Yellow card, check. Penalty given, check. Penalty saved, Cech.
— gaurav kapur (@gauravkapur) May 19, 2012
matha tek te agge chal. bhagta di line lambi hai RT @ChinmayiBali: Tujh mein rabb dikhta hain, yaaraa main kya karu?
— Rabb Da Banda à©´ (@aapkamitrgss) May 19, 2012
Zohil Hameed may have told Sid Mallya that she’s so over him which the dude misconstrued for being ‘all over him’.
— The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) May 19, 2012
Delhi Daredevils to buy Luke Pomersbach for IPL’s next season.. Says “His actions are in line with Delhi’s image “. #DD
— Vishal Tanwar (@vishu2max) May 19, 2012
“Sid Mallya, What is your BBM Pin number again? ” – Deepika Padukone.
— IPL RAGE (@iplrage) May 19, 2012
I think they play golf just to let us know that we’ve landed on the wrong channel while watching TV.
— E-tard (@14_yr_old_Etard) May 18, 2012
I saw this emoticon here ——O/O <——– This is Ayesha Takia wearing seat belt! ROFL!!!
— RubbishInc (@pdinsight) May 18, 2012
Saw RGV’s latest Department last night. Just now came to senses, body is slowly started working now. 🙂
— Jalapathy Gudelli (@JalapathyG) May 18, 2012
— Shuvankar Mukherjee (@shuvankr) May 17, 2012
I just became the Mayor of Boredom on FourWalls.
— genesia alves (@genesiaalves) May 17, 2012
Ayesha Takia’s password is ‘ndjddfdfhdjf’. It got set *magically* even before she could type with her fingers. #CelebrityTwitterPasswords
— Antariksh Jain (@antarikshjain) May 16, 2012
WHY DID JAYALALITHA PERSONALLY EAT EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE COUNTRY TODAY?
— Overrated Outcast (@over_rated) May 16, 2012
Nepal: “Naturally Nepal” ….Wonder whats Pakistan’s Tourism tag line is ??”Have a blast , it might be ur last” !!!
— Anjan Panthee (@wanzanpanthee) May 16, 2012