Perky Tweets – Aug 8, ’11

BlogAdda's perky TweetsOur Sources in UK say that they have inside news which claim that Zaheer was the part of the Indian Team as he wanted to do sightseeing. Bhajji and Yuvraj would be accompanying him in this tour. #fakingnews. Time now to read the #perkytweets.

@Gauravision
A Weekend is so short that you dont even have enough time to make it trend on Twitter..


@alimaxout
The title “Bade Achche Lagte Hai” makes my mind wander… #perkytweets


@rockball13
In the end, Kishore is the winner #TweetLikeShastri


@twitashish
How does a chinese name his child?He drops a spoon on the floor and name the child after the sound it makes.


@Nehabhatia170
Want to feel like cinderella? Move to Delhi. 12am deadlines! :|””


@mihirfadnavis
Telugu filmmakers should prolly employ WETA technology to digitally shrink Naga Chaitanya’s nose.


@epicvictory
hahahahahhahahahha Someone on facebook said Spongebob looks like a Dhokla!


@bipin88
Tele-Marketer to Obama. ‘I am calling from HDFC bank. We can help you with any kind of loan?’


@anushreekejriwa
3 batchmates have started an anti-smoking campaign, out of the 3, 2 smoke. Wish them success.


@sambha_bhilane
Active blogger= Abhishek Bachchan has more hits than me. #TwitterBiosDecoded


@rajivgaxdhi
Do you know why there is no #RajdeepGate ? Because he is the gate keeper at #BarkhaGate πŸ˜€


@appadappajappa
Happy 30th birthday MTV. Some things don’t get better with age, and you are a prime example of that.


@Shakti_Shetty
She sings every early morning. It’s her idea of revenge


@ChinmayiBali
Admission Impossible #IndianisedHollywood


@Love_Guru_Baba
Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.


@zappjack
Drunk friend A: Hi, my name is Honey and… Drunk friend B: Even my name is HORNY!


@EkCupCoffee
I have come to the conclusion that cupcakes are just gay muffins


@madmanweb
I wanted to like Rise of the Planet of the Apes but there was way too much nudity in the film..


@MrsSonaL
Aaj friend banao aur agle weekend tak agar nahi jama to Bhai banao…


@Kanwarse
The REAL Angry birds just take a well aimed dump


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