At the onset of this New Year, We at BlogAdda hope that 2015 brings in the much required dose of humor and laughter in your life. Here we are with a fresh collection of funny tweets aka #PerkyTweets handpicked to facilitate a crackling start to this New Year.
Gum-shuda ( n) : state of being physically lost. Shadi-shuda ( n) : state of being physically, mentally & financially lost.
— Mogggambo (@Mogggambo) January 10, 2015
Mumbaikars : Bomb blast:meh Insane traffic:meh. Massive flood. Roads turned into river: meh. Local delayed: THIS IS SPARTA CHYAMAYLA..!!
— #Bhukkad4lyf (@whyrus_) January 2, 2015
The kind of ideas old monk gives you, doesn’t really qualify him to be a monk.
— Soham (@rushingquark) January 4, 2015
How do you praise Steve Waugh & Mark Waugh’s cricket career?? Waugh Bhai Waugh.
— बिल्लू (@MohitParmarr) January 10, 2015
Mumbai ~ Where women proudly show off their legs. Kerala ~ Where men do the same.
— Anu Menon (@AyeNuMe) October 18, 2012
“Kuch kha lo, pet khali hoga” is Indian parent remedy for people of all ages for problems ranging from headache & cold to Cancer, Aids etc.
— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) January 2, 2015
Dear Delhi Winter, Please don’t take the songs written about you as a compliment. This has gone too far. Go home. Frozen, Thumbs
— Jessica Sharma (@JessApostrophe) January 8, 2015
It’s called an “ilaaj” because you use it if you’re ill aaj, and you’ll be fine tomorrow. #LOLOLOLOLOL #ByeFollowers #MissYouAlready
— Rega Jha (@RegaJha) January 7, 2015
– Mobile ki Charging Aur larki ki shopping Kabhi Puri ni hoti xD
— Tingoo ~ (@TingooSays) January 9, 2015
There are few more moving sights than that of a young man scoring his first test century. #KLRahul
— Harsha Bhogle (@bhogleharsha) January 8, 2015
Please send your invoice by email quickly. 15 days later on followup, But boss where is the hard copy of invoice. RT if you have faced this
— AD (@anaggh) January 9, 2015
OMG. Geo is playing “Main kya karoon, Ram, mujhe bhuddha mil gaya” over wedding photos of Reham and IK. WTF, Geo? Kuch zyada nai hogaya?
— Imaan Sheikh (@SheikhImaan) January 8, 2015
Black coffee, because who’s going to wash the milk vessel.
— L (@lpatrao) January 10, 2015
Thank you South India for giving us North Indians- Breakfast, IT jobs and Rahul Dravid.
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) January 11, 2015
In medical college, a boy and a girl fall in love only after failing to read each other’s handwriting.
— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) January 11, 2015