Did you know that when you start your day with humor, you tend to be more productive in your work. We have these Indian Humor tweets aka #PerkyTweets for you to start your day with fun and humor.
Engineer : I have a Girlfriend. Friends : ये ले Kinley पी, फिर बता।
— PushprajSinh Zala (@PushprajZala) November 27, 2014
Santa – तेरा जन्मदिन कब आता है ? Banta – मेरा जन्मदिन नहीं आता Santa – जन्मदिन तो सभी का आता है Banta – नहीं मै रात को पैदा हुआ था😜😜
— Chutkula (@chutkala) November 25, 2014
Me:भाई Interstellar की दो टिकट लाया हूँ ! Friend:कौन जा रहा है दूसरा बंदा तेरे साथ !? Me:अबे वो फिजिक्स वाले शर्मा सर को ले जा रहा हूँ ! 😎
— Byomkesh Bakshi (@byomkesbakshi) November 25, 2014
Teacher: What is feminism? Student: Radha on the dance floor, Radha likes to move that. Pappu on the dance floor, but Pappu can’t dance sala
— Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) November 28, 2014
He- Interstellar dekhi? Me- no H- arey dekho yaar. Awesome movie! M- really? What’s it about? H- arey dekho yaar. Awesome movie!
— इच्छाधारी नागिन™®© (@divyangana) November 25, 2014
That awkward moment when a software engineer says “I am a C programmer”
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) November 28, 2014
If there was a set limit on the number of words to be used on a daily basis, wouldn’t we be more economical with our rubbish?
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) November 26, 2014
There are 2 kinds of dumbasses: First who text while I honk in the car behind them. Second who honk while I text in the car infront of them.
— Suruchi (@DesireMaze) November 19, 2014
Finally saw Gone Girl. Immediately bought my wife a jewelry set, flowers and a new iPhone.
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) November 22, 2014
Me- I think I like… She- Excuse me. I’ve a boyfriend. Me- your sister. She- She has a boyfriend too. Me- Abey main hi hu uska bf.
— Poor Spoiled Brat (@TheLastPeg) November 27, 2014
Astronaut 1: jeene laga hoon, pehle se zyada.. A2: Kaise ? A1: One hour on this planet is 7 years on earth 😎 #Interstellar
— भसढ़ी कुत्ता (@BhasadiKutta) November 25, 2014
Father: Tune servant k ghar khana khaya..Ab tu bhi SC ho gaya Kid: Papa wo hamare yahan roz khana khaata hai..Wo bhi to Brahmin ho gaya hoga
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) November 27, 2014
Mom:Kya khayega? Normal person :Paav bhaji Food blogger :crispy fried bread with a dollop of butter and mashed potato curry with spearmint
— Mohit (@HaramiParindey) November 24, 2014
TL G1: Dad met with an accident G2: Sorry babe, am in disc DM G1: Papa ka accident hua hai G2: Deedi, already in hospital with my family
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) November 28, 2014
Is there some sort of “Black Friday killed more people in America than Ebola” statistic yet?
— Rohan (@mojorojo) November 29, 2014