Pizzas and Pastas banned in Kerala to protest the no return of Marines. Instead, the italians will be served the local stew and other delicacies along with Toddy #fakingnews. To read more such humour filled tweets, read the best tweets from the Indian twitter users.
Haven’t heard from the MAILERDAEMON in ages. I hope he’s okay.
— Capt Obvious (@DesolateCranium) March 17, 2013
The world just witnesses The Art Of Touching by Sri Sri Sri SIR Ravindra Jadeja. #IndVsAus
— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) March 17, 2013
There are so many people from Coimbatore in France that they have a team called PSG in French league football.
— Aravind (@netcitizen) March 17, 2013
Modi has tweeples and congress has 2 prominent news channels and their paid journos .
— sachin dixit (@ssachin_d) March 16, 2013
‘Maal’nutrition #Conclave13
— Shiv Aroor (@ShivAroor) March 16, 2013
Mickey Arthur will now ask all Australian bowlers to make Excel sheets with data on their bowling.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) March 16, 2013
When an atheist orgasms, he stops at, Oh My!
— Purba Ray (@Purba_Ray) March 15, 2013
I can see the Queen hoping she doesn’t live long enough to see Ravindra Jadeja actually get knighted. #IndvsAus
— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) March 15, 2013
Washing Powder Nirma Slow-medium Sharma (Believe me this is not how the actual rhyme goes)
— krtgrphr (@krtgrphr) March 15, 2013
Okay, so grandparents finally invaded Twitter and started this trend. #InThisGenerationPeople
— Samira Shah (@SitaOrMargarita) March 14, 2013
DREAMUM WAKEUPAM CRITICAL CONDITIONUM RT @pontifex: HABEMUS PAPAM FRANCISCUM
— Ashish Shakya (@stupidusmaximus) March 13, 2013
“Pontifex Chadha steps out on the balcony and greets thousands of supporters”
— ৫ (@bhalomanush) March 13, 2013
Jaswant Singh offers to take some members of the Union Cabinet to Rome in return for the Marines!
— SUHEL SETH (@suhelseth) March 13, 2013
Dear new gen Facebook people, one does not congratulate new parents by commenting “Cngrts both F U”.
— vadakkus (@vadakkus) March 12, 2013
A friend with a new iPhone 5 has landed in Hyderabad and is complaining that her “3G-spot is not working”
— Prasanto K Roy (@prasanto) March 12, 2013
Pope selection should be best left to Raghu Roadie, Rajiv Roadie and Rannvijay Sir.
— Rofl Indian (@Roflindian) March 12, 2013
In retaliation to Italy.. India should expel ALL Italian passport holders from India immediately….
— MediaCrooks (@mediacrooks) March 12, 2013
Kerala is not a stranger to navel controversy.
— Si’in Va’ukut (@sidin) March 11, 2013
There are very few things which are as daunting as “Next station – Dadar” when you’re in a Virar fast.
— Mrs. Chulbul Pandey (@ChhotaRecharge) March 11, 2013
“MS Dhoni has a hand in the four Aussie cricketers being axed.” – Sourav Ganguly
— Saurabh Malhotra (@CricMS) March 11, 2013