Stary Sports as a punishment to its commentators Sanjay Manje and Ravi Savi have been ordered to do 10 rounds of a cricket field everyday till the world cup gets over. While you ponder why these commentators have been punished, we present to you this week’s Perky Tweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Funny Tweets.
Brad Pitt and my boyfriend had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids. #perkytweets
— Namrata (@candinam) September 26, 2012
She: Are you lying?Self : No,I’d never lie. I am just being economical with the truth 🙂 #perkytweets 🙂
— QuiteBritish (@Vocab_King) September 27, 2012
Must stop making LOTR references… It is becoming a Hobbit!#perkytweets#fb
— JayK (@CruciFire) September 28, 2012
Doctor doctor, people keep ignoring me.Doctor: NEXT!#perkytweets
— Dragonuv (@dragon4891uv) September 28, 2012
Indian cricket team’s journey in last two matches was much like Raj Kapoor, who made film #Barsaat immediately after #Aag #perkytweets
— Anup Jaipurkar (@Sonanup) September 28, 2012
Question: How do you “cut” roads?Ans: By laughing… because “Haste haste cut jaye raaste”. #perkytweets
— Sara Alam Khan (@Oyechupsaale) September 29, 2012
Dhoni has arrived. Pitch will slow down now.
— Gaurav (@BwoyBlunder) September 28, 2012
At some time BJP should consider seriously to ask Advani a straight question-Baba, aap kiske sath hain..#bjp
— narendra nath (@iamnarendranath) September 29, 2012
The day i get a gf, i’ll take 5 rounds of Siddhivinayak temple in my Ferrari. Reverse gear.
— Raj ThackerYAY (@Raj_ThackerYAY) September 28, 2012
Whenever Kamran Akmal tries to stump a batsman, his teeth dislodge the bails before his gloves can. #IndvsPak
— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) September 30, 2012
Breaking news…padmashree dr. Kamalhassan to star as ajay devgans son in upcoming film “devagan magan”
— aravind murali (@onejubb) September 30, 2012
Balaji is capable of reaching Dhoni himself before his ball gets there. Stud.
— St_Hill (@St_Hill) September 30, 2012
That awkward moment when Balaji says to afridi “bhai slower ball nahin hai, speed hi itni hai.”
— Sambha (@sambha_bhilane) September 30, 2012
Umar Gul. Which is also what people say to describe Shahid Afridi’s age.
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) September 30, 2012
“Everytime I see him whistle, I think he is under pressure.” Ganguly thinks Sehwag is a cooker. #wt20
— Nitin Sundar (@knittins) September 30, 2012
Don’t forget there’s no Shastri to take this game down to the wire. #wt20 #indvpak
— The Silly Point (@the_sillypoint) September 30, 2012
If this was ancient Greece, Kohli would be given virgins for his performance. Gauti would get Rameez Raja.
— greatbong (@greatbong) September 30, 2012
Well done to Hafeez, ridiculously poor captaincy
— Sach is life (@Ayush_RedDevil) September 30, 2012
Yeh T20 hai boss, na tameez se khela jaata hai, na tameez se dekha jaata hai, na Rameez se suna jaata hai.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) September 30, 2012
Hi friends i learned English I worked very heard now I could spake English cleared
— themeerajee(@TheMeeraJee) September 30, 2012