Breaking: Pranab M appoints PA Sangma as his PA. Pranab da feels that everyone has to be given a chance to prove & Sangma deserves one as well. #fakingnews Celebrating the election of our new president & PA, we present to you this week’s #perkytweets. Read, Share, Smile with Indian Humour Tweets.
Never mind P.A.Sangma Sir…..forget Raisina Hill, welcome back to Garo Hills. Special ginger wine awaits you 🙂
— Dhiraj Dev (ধীৰাজ দেৱ ) (@DhirajDev) July 22, 2012
Abhishek Bachchan Called Dhoom India's Version of Batman … So PLayers was India's Version of Lord Of the Rings ? ?
— Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai) July 22, 2012
https://twitter.com/thetanmay/status/226999601159356416
I swear 2day my voice is sounding like Darth vader meets raza murad ! Kuch karna padega.throat n cough really bad.
— Farah Khan (@TheFarahKhan) July 22, 2012
This kid has got admission in UK to study cloud computing. His mom thinks its predicting rain through computers #Facepalm
— TheGhostRider31 (@TheGhostRider31) July 21, 2012
#TDKR #Spoiler Renuka Shahane dies and Madhuri almost marries Mohnish Behl but Tuffy saves the day.
— Gaurav Sabnis (@gauravsabnis) July 20, 2012
Superman, Batman, Spiderman…all of them. None made it to the Delhi University cut-off list. #FailedSuperheroes
— Stereotypewriter (@babumoshoy) July 20, 2012
https://twitter.com/VIOLETT/status/226303600173928448
> @NDTV report just referred to Rahul Gandhi as "the Chanakya of politics." [They mean, for the opposition.] #India
— Sadanand Dhume (@dhume) July 19, 2012
"Dad, you want to watch TDKR?"
"Why? Have you downloaded it?"
How to react?— Rashi 🐾🐾 (@mizarcle) July 19, 2012
If an Internet Hindu protects his tweets, he becomes WEP encrypted WiFi Hindu.
— Faking News (@fakingnews) July 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/shapakakooka/status/224561834362023937
https://twitter.com/VeenaNaik/status/225603362517811200
Apparently harman baweja is dating shamita shetty. Truly, misery finds company.
— Deepak Tandon (@BigBhangTheory) July 18, 2012
Stop Trolling the PMO, the PM might just "block" the entire nation out of pique !
— Shashi Shekhar (@shashidigital) July 18, 2012