Our Sources this morning have informed us that Emraan Hashmi visited Baba Ramdev this weekend to enquire about his health and guess what happened next? @gabbbarsingh thinks that ‘Baba would have learned to perform a quickie than fast’ while @prateekgupta feels that a new Ass’an would have been explored called Kiss+Ass’a = Kissaan. However, our sources inform us that, Emraan after hearing a long lecture from Ramdev Baba has now decided that he will not ‘Kiss’ on-screen ever. #fakingnews
@madmanweb
I’m getting tweets and DMs saying nobody will trust a skinny chef. ROFL
@GhantaGuy
Simi Garewal does not get old. She decays radioactively.
@Ravi_Matah
‘Hurley to bed and Hurley to rise leaves a Warne Happy and Nayyar surprised’.
@madversity
One layer of makeup, and@iPoonampandey ‘s weight goes up by 12.37%.
@vMOT
Was talking to someone about #iCloud and she thought it was Apples new weather channel..
@vishu2max
Last night during X men someone shouted Ramdev when beast was introduced.. ROFL moment in theater.
@Jabbarwokky
Ramdev collapses after only 7 days of fasting?! Real yogis must be laughing their guts out.
@nihang
Yoga has no cure for stupidity. Therefore, Ramdev was taken to a hospital
@sunainak
ROFL! Someone on a LinkedIn group asked ppl to tell in one word what acc to them is the biggest problem in UX and someone replied IE6 😀
@pragatis
Be sure to marry someone who will understand that you’ll be live tweeting the wedding.
@radha_
absent minded colleague is getting married.has set up a ‘my wedding’ reminder for himself on his phone for d-day #truestory
@DeepaPrabhu
Lots of #sexymathemerging as various political entities in Inda delare “assets” rofl.
@manishalsam
Every time my kid n hubby sings Ja Chudail from Delhi belly, i feel they are referring to me :(“
@GautamGhosh
Typo of the day: theka next door spelling smirnoff vodka as Simran Off vodka
@sidin
Somewhere, in an engineering college in India, somebody is playing trying to play Hotel California on the Google Doodle.
@karth81
Sagarika Ghose at a restaurant – “Chicken wings please. No right wing, ok”
@kvenugopalmenon
Q: What is common between Baba Ramdev & Simi Garewal? Answer Both having Satyagraha ! 2 fast @ #VLCC to get b(l)ack money
@crucifire
Everytime I hear the phrase ‘No Mercy’ I visualize a Catholic school in kerala with one empty desk.
@PrernaMunshi
I rack my brains more before updating a single tweet than I do in the examination hall to answer a question! #perkytweets#truestory
@ritzk15
Yesterday when #babaramdev said, “main 11000 yuvak-yuvtiyon ke saath fauj banaunga!”, he actually meant ‘mauj’ manaunga! ;p #perkytweets
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