Sonia Gandhi issues a statement to all the congressmen that they will now use a plane to commute from one place to another as fueling a plane these days is cheaper than fueling a car. #austeritymeasures #fakingnews. Time to read more such tweets that will drive away your Monday blues. Here are this week’s #perkytweets.
@SoniaGaXdhi
ROFL: They think Pratibha would do better in Karnataka?!!
@nationalizer
GM.#Ravishankar of NIE comes with a hilarious article- says ‘abhishek bhachan has a beautiful wife, rahul gandhi has a digvijay singh’.ROFL
@prafulnikam
RahulG toured 70 constituencies. CONg got four elected -from those not visited by him
@anujasachdeva
“It is better to have long distance relationships as STD rates are much lower than fuel rates.” Hahahaha
@Connect2Dil
So from tomorrow, Traffic jam will happen on the road, when ever TN CM goes on flight.
@sunilea
Manmohan Singh’s wife must be wondering who this Ragini is.. #RaginiMMS.
@Coffeegrams
Bhajji tells Munaf: Pyar ka shuruvat toh jhagde se hi hota hai. (experience wit Symonds)
@twittyshikha
Osama’s Body seen floating near d statue of Liberty.. Singing..Saat Samundar paar mein tere peeche peche aa gaya.
@JayHind
After many years of swearing-at, Mamata didi goes for swearing-in today.
@ScorpiusMaximus
Congress and BJP are squabbling like two losers over a female who has already choosen another guy.
@vadakkus
Mamta wins in Bengal. IRCTC starts working.#Coincidence?
@RightWing_Rants
ROFL… Kalaignar TV is playing songs & movies in stark contrast to non-stop result coverage by Jaya TV! #Verdict11
@InstantMusings
The Sun sets in Tamil Nadu. Remove that “cooling glass” now.”
@Menakxi
People from Mira-road get their hair cut done from barbers sitting Under Mango Tree ‘UMT’ :/.Thane is way ahead!
@chamatkariBaba
Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself.
@kvenugopalmenon
Q: What Name for Pawan Hans type Helicopter Corporation in Bengal ? Answer Biman Bows #jokes #HKST #rerun #perkytweets#Bengalelections
@bharatrram
BJP asks Maha CM to resign on CVC controversy. Cong demands Karnataka CM must quit over SC judgement over 16 MLAs. Quit for tat?#perkytweets
@varunrayas
Just came across a poster saying ‘MOBILE PHONE TRAINING CENTER’ what the hell do they teach there?To operate a mobile? #perkytweets
@Crotchingtiger
So the scene in Titanic where leonardo di caprio and kate winslet have a spitting contest can be called a Lover’s spat? #perkytweets
@subhadeep
Therez a fine line between fishing & just standing on the waterfront like an idiot. #perkytweets
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