Rs 40000 Cr is what people are worried about today than the death of the person who created it. An era of Godman comes to an end. Every Godman has his own share of supporters and detractors, in this case, the supporters far outnumbering the detractors. We don’t want you to have a sad Monday, hence the best of humour tweets from India at one place called Perky Tweets.
@siddev18
@cheese_charmer Bhajji-Symonds lockerroom chat transcript released- Terimaki-leaks
@Roflindian
Pollard is ‘Roop Keironi’. And Jason is ‘Choron Krejza’ #IPL4 #naansense
@shanu8
News: “Kaspersky owner’s son, Ivan Kaspersky kidnapped”. How ironic. They always claimed Kaspersky was secure. He is not.
@meghnabaruah
My new Arsenal shirt is lying in my closet coz i cant find a good occasion to wear it!! When will you guys win??
@rameshsrivats
Oh, Sachin’s birthday. He should be allowed to play today in colour-dress.
@KavisMusings
And on the 8th day, god said, ‘Mr.Murphy you are in charge’ !
@m4n1sh
Esp when Thunderbird icon looks like a bird humping an envelope 😛 hahahahaha
@ArchanaDalmia
It is said that if u close ur eyes, u see d person u love d most & when men do that- ” Slide Show begins….” 😉
@eliasmoosa
Looks like a busy day tomorrow. Lot of people are meeting up to see who viewed their FB profile. Wow !!
@bigfatphoenix
Rofl, my auto effortlessly passed a frustrated Audi R8. #adyartrafficwin
@AshishM2
CSK’s innings reminds of India under Mohd. Azharuddin. Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
@mishrashiv
Ball in the air and Badrinath fell safely.
@Actor_Siddharth
Gayle’s head and dilshans chin have the same hairstyle! Hmmmm…
@nidhi_razdan
Mayawati wants “dalit quota” on lokpal panel. Eh?
@whizkidd
BlackBerry Launches new phone for Indian married women. The BlackBerry Curva-chauth.
@meajay
What do you call the Laughing Buddha when he’s not laughing? Gautam Gambhir.
@PritishNandy
Tihar jail authorities can now hold a Telecom Summit 2011 on their premises. Or are they waiting for more experts?
@purisubzi
Hahahaha… There’s a Kannada movie whose English byline is “Wife + Wife = Joy Ride”
@satanbhagat
A young woman stood next to an open freezer for ten minutes.#PerkyTweets.
@ParitoshBh
Dear Mosquitoes,I am ready to bargain, ll give u 12 ltr pure B+ blood in transparent containers. Promise me,u’ll leave.
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