Perky Tweets – Nov 29, ’10

One of our friends from Delhi just pinged us saying that, Sheila Dikshit has been constantly playing ‘Sheila Ki Jawani’ and remembering her younger days. In other news, US of A are going to spend 10 billion $ in buying M-Seal to stop the Wikileaks. 🙂

Now please do not prosecute us, we just want a few smiles! And the Perky Tweets just do that! Here are the #perkytweets for this week to drive away your Monday blues. Read on.

@chiragnd
Sign to report unidentified packages: “Bomb or bombshell. Don’t touch if not yours.” ……………………………….

@satanbhagat
Don’t play with Dumbledore’s Elder Wand. It does a default “Expellariarmus” within the first 20 seconds. #perkytweets ……………………………………………………………………………………..

@swathipradeep2
Two days back, Hrithik Roshan was hospitalised, Now, its time for his fans, after watching Guzarish!! #perkytweets ……………………………………………………………

@0__1
Yana is stupid lady? Ya or Na.. SMS your opinion to 50101..� 😛 #perkytweets

@CoolKamikazeCat
“Hey. Where are you?” “Egypt, we took the landline with us.”#perkytweets

@tanaysukumar
Defiant Lalu mishears election results due to hair in his ears, claims he is new CM #perkytweets

@poeticgooner
What do you call a brahmin boy who can write with both hands? Ambi-dexterous. @brahminboy #perkytweets ..

@OyeAmrit
GOD (in DABAANG style):Hum tumhare city mein aisa atmosphere karenge, ki tum confuge ho jaoge ki raincoat pehne ya sweater.#perkytweets ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

@silv3rglee
Dear Sheila, YEAH RIGHT! Love, Munni#perkytweets

@mehrzee
No, I’m not an astronaut. But my next mission is to explore Uranus. #perkytweets

@varunrayas
3g 2g ae g oh g lo g suno g…. Main hoon manmohan ji ! #perkytweets

@raapchick
Life is unfair ! Maybe i shud give it a 5 rs ka fair and lovely #perkytweets

@rima_b
After “thoda adjust kijiye” the next worst sentence that you can hear on a train journey is “bachhe hai” #perkytweets

@ranukhan
Playstation is Finger Yoga . #perkytweets

@TheAngrezJailer
So in only 19Rs, You can change ur girl friend.. Oops I meant Mobile Operator!! #perkytweets

@dibyabttb
Have all Biharis turned diabetic? They threw the aalu out of samosa. 😛 #perkytweets

@_WiseCracker
Bachpan mein sunte the pariyon ki kahani…. aur bade hokar sun rahe hai “Shiela kii Jawani” LOL #PerkyTweets

@Saumil_J
The stock market is like a beauty contest. Don’t pick the prettiest girl; Pick the one everyone else thinks is the prettiest ! #PerkyTweets

@PsychoMaan
The monday was insidious in onset and gradual in progression #perkytweets

@vasiversa
To think Cook was the “main” target of the Aussies… hehehe. Cook has made Aussies eat humble pie cooked by him #perkytweets

@SnehaRajani
All our politicians play KBC in the reverse manner… They make crores & crores first & answer the questions later !!

We hope you have enjoyed reading the Perky Tweets. Share them with your friends and spread smiles! Do mark your tweets with #perkytweets for us to easily spot your tweet and win personalised t-shirts by Infibeam (To view how the t-shirts look like, visit our facebook page at http://facebook.com/blogadda). The winners last time were @gkmaestro @jinesh007 and�@satanbhagat and were chosen by @chicalit with these winning Perky Tweets.