Chulbul ‘Robinhood’ Pandey. This man is creating waves. Is Salman on the way to become the Rajnikanth of North India? Talking about Rajnikanth, the trailer of his Magnum Opus ‘Endhiran‘ or ‘Robot’ got released yesterday. 🙂 Have a look. The Jain festival ‘Paryushan’ ended yesterday. Readers, Micchami Dukkadam to all of you. Here are some #perkytweets to make your week an awesome one.
@desihitler
There was a time when I used to dance on the tune of Anu Malik… #kid But now i know how to switch off the player….. #perkytweets
@adi_niki
Once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers… Now they drink like their fathers…… 😛 #perkytweets”
@santoshp
in the bus, one dude to other: ‘i’m a callcenter geek!”. other dude: WTF is that. 1st Dude: I work in a call center.. 😮
@leostatic
staple food for north indians- wheat, for south indians- rice, for students- maggi!! #perkytweets
@neo_indian
Google Instant feels like I’m talking to my mother-in-law. …………………………………………..
@abhishekmadan
I hope Jaywant Lele hasn’t named any of his children Muhme. ………………………………………..
@vimoh
What is the opposite of “thinking”? ANS: Fat King. ………………………………………..
@candinam
Husband: “Want a quickie?”Wife: “As opposed to what?” #perkytweets ………………………………………..
@mehrzee
An hourglass is a waist of time. #perkytweets ………………………………………..
@gauravkapur
Ode to a delhi road:Har raasta toota aur geela.Repair ka kaam hai dheela.Naam hai unka sheila, aur yeh hai unki leela
@nandomatic
Theory of Superhero Evolution: Spiderman to Superman to Batman to Salman. #Dabaang #perkytweets
@preethe
Mondays give us a reason to believe in God. Who else can make you go though it every week. #perkytweets
@SanjayBhagat
What do Mohd Asif & Sania Mirza have in common?? Each of them has the wrong Malik (Veena Malik & Shoaib Malik) in their lives #perkytweets
@crucifire
Jay’s WOTD – PitruDosha – Curse that prohibits one from having southie breakfast items prepared by male members of a family #perkytweets #fb
@mangsha
We should Thank #google for not having a search engine for our brains..Everyone would have been screwed by now.. #perkytweets
@prianca1
unlike money there shld be an ATM of our clothes.. jst carry the card n travel luggage free.. #weirdestidea
@Manjukri
Bopanna-Qureshi crashed.Bryan brothers fought till the end to make sure that the US Open Trophy will not be outsourced 2 India..#perkytweets
@ugich
#perkytweets Time is relative; Payasam is constant. ………………………………………..
@mehrzee
An hourglass is a waist of time. #perkytweets ..………………………………………..………………………………………
@ChamatkariBaba
What is this GOOGLE INSTANT? God has appeared on earth again or what? #perkytweets ………………………………………..
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