Perky Tweets – Jan. 11, ‘10

BlogAdda's perky TweetsMonday is here! Another week beckons us! At the start of the week, how many of us make weekly resolutions and things to do? Were you able to accomplish it by the end of the week? But yes, if you have a smiling start to the week, we can promise you that your week will also end in a smiling note for sure. This is the effect #perkytweets has over many of the regulars. We have the best tweets for Retweets, potential status messages and opportunity to make new friends! Here are this week’s #perkytweets

@kmadvani
just understood from the Volkswagen ads that each car is as good as ten autorickshaws – VOLKSWAGEN. DAS AUTO. #perkytweets

@selfloveblog
RT @ani_aset  facebook status 9th jan : If you don’t put your colour in your status, I’ll assume you’re not wearing any. #perkytweets

@gkmaestro
Protecting your tweets is a bit like walking fully dressed into a nudist camp.!! 😉 #perkytweets

@prateekgupta
Worrying Works!! 90% of the things I worry about never happen #perkytweets

@nithinjayan
…a pal just messaged me this “da if u remember my orkut id forward, i forgot.i know de password though”#perkytweets

@subhadeep
Only place where a guy gets a thanks for following a gal is twitter 🙂 #perkytweets

@dunkdaft
#perkyTweets  by the way, my wife says I talk in my sleep. I’m confused, nobody at work has ever mentioned it. 😛

@crucifire
Screw the Gateway, local train travel shud b sold as a tourist experience.. Mumbai #ftw #perkytweets

@sagz
They say ‘Till death do us part’. That ain’t a promise, they just set a goal! #perkytweets

@docrajen
Only True frenz stand by u during bad times…I promise i will attend ur wedding. #perkytweets  #humour

@solitarywriter
All men are born MILLIONAIRES by their sperm counts & even those are spent on WOMEN #perkytweets

@whizkidd
The Lord gave us the power to procreate. So, let’s practice! #perkytweets

@gopinathmm
Tiger Woods thanks NDTiwari, who in turn is thanks SPS Rathore, who is waiting 2 thank someone 2 take it forwrd – media pl help #perkytweets

@neo_indian
Just renamed my home wireless network to “DearNeighborIKnowWhereYouHadSexLastNight”

@sudhamshu
Dear friends, please stop watching Avatar for the 2nd, 3rd or 4th time. Some of us can’t get tickets to watch it 1st time

@prolificd
to the lady in very very heavy makeup who just passed by: this is a music festival, not a glow in the dark competition.

@dharmeshg
She says, “He’s fat just like you. You should be knowing him!”. IT IS NOT A FUCKING CLUB!

@mokkai_mak
thanks to the #umbra  thingy, FB has decided to rename the site as Fake Boob!

@tmahesh
Resume of a girl who applied for a job opening — Objective: “Looking for a long-term relationship.” ROFL

@stupidmaximus
BREAKING NEWS: Mumbai politicians demand that Victorias Secret be referred to as Chhatrapati Shivaji’s Secret

@mihirbijur
Incest: Something the whole family can do together! #perkytweets

“If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.” goes a saying. Same thing applies on Twitter! Make someone smile with your #perkytweets.

Hope you have been not missing reading the interviews and the weekly picks alongwith the guest posts. Do send in your feedback and help us serve you better. Have an awesome week ahead.

BlogAdda's perky TweetsThe first week of 2010 is here! The first edition of #perkytweets are here for the new year and for the decade. Hope your new year is all smiles and drive away all your blues. We at BlogAdda can assure you that this is just the start and you can look forward to a lot of excitingness this year. We set the trend for the first Internet Radio association with Radio One and Missmalini for the Perky Tweets and that was just the start. This year we are going to set a lot more trends and serve the best for the Indian Bloggers. For now here are the #perkytweets to make your first day at office in the new year an awesome one.

@docrajen
Do not use such sugary words for me. I love being sugarfree:):) #health  #perkytweets  #humour  #myquotes

@mihirbijur
Beat the 5 O’clock rush.. leave work at noon! #perkytweets ………………………

@kmadvani
I am wondering why I just read ‘topples’ as ‘topless’ ?? And I thought I visited the Statue of Puberty years ago !! #perkytweets

@nehamehta09
lo abhi year start nahi hua aur… 😛 ROFL  RT @shanu8  Today was the best day of the year so far!

@shoaib88
Yeh Aamir aur Chetan ki mili Bhagat hai ! #perkytweets      ………………………………………………..

@anaggh
Chetan+Vinod+Aamir+Hirani=4 idiots ….movie coming near your theatres soon.!! #perkytweets

@nithinjayan
3 IDIOTS? AUTHOR? DIRECTOR? ACTOR?#perkytweets ……………………………..……….

@subhadeep
What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito??? its simple..A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito 🙂 #perkytweets

@v_shakthi
I was wondering if changing my name to Tiwari would improve my Social life ? #perkytweets

@crucifire
IRCTC train booking at 8 am is like sperm-egg race, only diff being there are more eggs there #perkytweets

@vishiii
Q: What do you find in Clean Nose? A: FingerPrints #perkytweets ………………………………………………..

@gkmaestro
Exams: That time of the year when you start doubting your career choice.!!! #perkytweets

@sagz
Boy to girl: Let’s go to the garden. Girl: tum koi aisi-vaisi harkat toh nahi karoge naa? Boy: Nahi! Girl: toh fir rehne do…. #perkytweets

@thakkar
I wanted to Love my life, but life wanted to be just friends #perkytweets

@nitinr30
Read it sumwr. Guys remember Tata Sky tag line when they see any hot chik, y? Bcoz they think “Isko Baja dala to life jingalala”#PerkyTweets

@jhunjhunwala
I went to the Lok Sabha and saw more than 300 idiots ………………………………………………..

@anubhavsharma
Why is it called Animal *Husbandry* ? #justasking  #perkytweets .……………………………………………….

@gopinathmm
From now on, will NDTV mean ND Tiwari Videos? #perkytweets ………………………………………………..

@priyaramani
Why do the women in uday chopra films always wear industrial strength push-up bras?

@madhumita
my mom wants to feed me every 2hrs! and then she will tell me I need to lose wt. decide!

@ankitanks
arre bhai @chetan_bhagat , dil par haath rakh aur bol >>>> “AAll is Well” !! 🙂

@politelypink
Interviewing Chetan Bhagat in the afternoon. I hope he’s not going to cry to me.

In 2010, we will work hard week after week to make you smile and drive away your Monday blues. Hope you have read the awesomeness interview of ‘The Alter Ego of Rakesh Jhunjhunwala‘. Also do check out our acclaimed weekly picks. Wishing you all a very happy new year once again..

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