Perky Tweets – Oct. 26, ’09

BlogAdda's perky TweetsIt is a beautiful Monday afternoon. A long and a busy week lies ahead. For all our twitter followers, we would be covering the NASSCOM Product Conclave 09 from @LIVEadda . Follow us @LIVEadda for all the latest updates and value added tweets from the NASSCOM Product Conclave 09. To start the week and make it more exciting, a humorous one, here are our all famed #perkytweets. 🙂

@creatitwitty
coffee may be my ‘Start’ button, but an email from the boss becomes the ‘Run’ command. #workXPrience

@sandyssn
Girls like army men. Coz he can cook, sew, make beds & is in good health. and he’s already used to taking “ORDERS”

@anaggh
Santa-Yaar musibat k wakt gadhe ko b baap banana padta hai. Banta-Yaar bahut himmat hai teri amma ki, jo maan bhi jati hai

@chupchap
If Dawood Ibrahim’s on Twitter, will he make a hit list using Twitter’s upcoming ‘twitter list’ option?

@Kedar9
Just wondered: These Censor Board people get paid for having erections……………………………..

@NomadWanderer
Am I such a Twitter addict that if I don’t tweet 4 a day..my dad actually calls up to ask ,” everything ok?” LOL

@mehulved
my sister wants me to fix her comp quickly cos her plants are dying in farmville!

@Twindhu
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? ………………………………………………………………………….

@riteishd
Jackwah n Ritwah, waiting at d airportwah, Flight hui gawa delayedwah (bigg boss style).. http://tweetphoto.com/j50a7tt4

@crucifire
Jay’s WOTD – TJIF – Teri Jaath ka It’s Friday #perkytweets #fb…………………………………………………………..

@Lady_Shweta
Ind Rlys : get rid of d frequent roaches & d occasional mini mouse. > Once we spotted a dog sleeping under our seat! #lol

@sarinsuares
judge: U shot yr wife instd of her lover? man:ur honor its better 2 shoot 1 woman than 2 shoot a man every mnth………

@PritishNandy
The good news is Charlize Theron auctioned a kiss last night for $140K. The bad news is that the winner was a woman.………………..

@prateekgupta
Reason to go green: Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS #perkytweets and #mylasttweetonearth Oh God I am coming #

@virsanghvi
Many people asking if they will be allowed to wear shoes to the George Bush session at the HT Summit!

@hg6
#fakingnews KRK gets Nobel Prize of peace for acting and running out of violent #BB3


Perky Tweets are being seen at the following places:

  • People are using perky tweets as their Gtalk/Yahoo IM status.
  • They are also spotted as the status updates at Facebook and LinkedIn.
  • Perky Tweets are being circulated via SMS.
  • Everyone is using these to smile and make others smile too! 🙂

Hope you enjoyed reading them. Do follow us @blogadda and tip us and make people smile with your #perkytweets.

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