Monday is here . For all those who spent sleepless nights after watching Rakhi Ka Swayamvar and have had a bad start to the week. We are here to perk you up so that you have a great week ahead. This week we have got some amazing tweets which will make you ROFL and we have decided to make you laugh throughout the day . Here is the first part of the Perky Tweets. Miss Malini you have a lot to read and laugh today.

Update: Another set of #perkytweets added!

@gunducci
Q: What did Santa do when Banta threw a grenade at him? A: He pulled the pin out and threw it back. #perkytweets

@rockgird
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai Jaha Ameer se Ameer insaan bhi katori le k khada rhta Hai ? . . . Pani Puri wale ke paas. #perkytweets #PJ

@gkmaestro
Accomplishing the impossible job only means your manager will add it to your regular duties.!!!!!!!! #perkytweets

@sudeepshukla
Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they’re wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car #perkytweets

@Kunalsheth
ROFL “i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section”

@crucifire
#perkytweets How do communists greet each other on IMs? LOL Salaam

@Cheezo
seen on a guy’s tshirt: human bomb.. thought of asking whether he farts a lot…. feared of getting gassed. #mlia #perkytweets

@Sandyssn
Define despos in Social Networking: #1 U looking Mallika Sheravath, I looking Imran aasmi! Come let us murder the world

@dunkdaft
Deepika should not join Twitter. Arre bhai, chidiya ko ped pasand hai, Tower nahi #perkytweets

@Sakthidharan
I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. My seat folded up and my drink spilled.

@kbharghava
Getting out of bed was easy, waking up however, is a different story altogether.

@schmmuck
now if only we can get #jeejus to trend.. I’m sure the pope will call for an emergency meeting tomorrow in vatican city..

Due to amazing response to the #perkytweets. We are going with two parts, the second part would be be live by 3 pm.. Watch out for this space only

Now Updated! Another set of smiles!

@namielus
Watched 5 mins of Rakhi ka Swayamvar for the first time. Makes me want to watch Rakhi ka Swargvas.. .

@b50
Finding a hot chick in South Bombay is like finding a piece of paneer in a paneer butter masala dish kept at a wedding reception.

@aritra_m
Went to scary house in mani square. The guy in front of me started playing om jai jagdish on his cell !!! :p ROFL !

@chiefsanjay
HIM: “Why can’t I tell when you have an orgasm?” HER: “Because you’re never home when it happens.”

@stuti_
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. ………………………………………………….

@mahafreed
Overheard a discussion where two people were debating whether Mehbooba Mufti is menopausing or PMSing

@Shekharg
Just heard someone saying “kahan jaun bose-d-k” in reply to honking.………………………………………………….

@neobluepanther
When they said to you at graduation: “follow your dream,” did anyone ask you to wake up first?

@vimoh
If the Transformers learnt Earth’s languages from the world wide web, how come they never say WTF or LOL?

@Viveksingh
In western countries, you can kiss on streets but cant piss! In India you can piss on streets but cant kiss!

@poojalapasia
LOL, written on the profile of @seanpercival : Did you know HTML stands for How To Make Love?

@andreaclear
thought for the day: Cheesy lines will not impress me, actual cheese however generally will

@hypnosh
When in the plane i was not able to hear properly. why? because i was sitting on the DEF side

@foosasingh
Your Daily TwatScope : Your key planet Uranus will give you problems in your Uterus.

@ashumittal
“Marriage may be made in heaven, but the maintenance must be done on earth.” #perkytweets

@prolificd
Dear prospective landlord, we’re just renting your apartment, not marrying your daughters.

The #perkytweets effect is gripping the Twitter world like a wildfire. Due to the amazing response this one ran into two parts. Hope you are enjoy reading them.

Do read the earlier #PerkyTweets and keep tipping us. You may unexpectedly win a goodie for your tweet . Your tweet may also get read by Malini on her show ‘Malini till Midnight’ on Radio One tonight at 9 pm. All Mumbaities, tune in sharp at 9 pm to know if your tweet will be read out by Malini.

Have you read the interview with Suchitra Krishnamoorthi as yet?

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If you liked the above, you might also want to read:

• Perky Tweets – Aug. 10, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Sep. 7, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Jul. 27, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Aug. 17, ‘09
• Perky Tweets – Jul. 06, ‘09

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